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[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

[Guild][ProfHubert] if we only had a silver piece for every time one of us has said that lol

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Greetings, Warchief.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Evening, Sylvanas

[Guild][ProfHubert] hello sir

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Who’s this guy?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Master Apothecary Faranell, one of my aides here in the Undercity.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] He had asked about the guild while you were busy this week.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey Prof

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] We didn’t want to bother you with it while you were doing more important things, so we decided to go ahead and invite him.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Welcome to the guild

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Hopefully that’s all right with you, Warchief.

[Guild][ProfHubert] thank you sir

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, that’s fine

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You guys can go ahead and invite people if you’re pretty comfortable with them

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You’re sure about who this guy is, right?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh hey, Prof, based on your name, are you playing the teacher class too?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes, sir. I see him in person on a daily basis.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, good

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I want to start being more careful screening people coming into the guild

[Guild][ProfHubert] no, actually this character is a zookeeper

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Of course, sir.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah?  You don’t see too many of those around

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Did you get my message about the plague?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes, sir, this morning. I was actually just passing word on to Faranell to put a halt to any further experiments.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Fortunately we had only just recommenced our tests, as our attempts to work on a new plague had, of course, been shelved for quite some time.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, good

[Guild][ProfHubert] i noticed that yes

[Guild][ProfHubert] all the animals in the game are so mundane, i thought i might be able to find a way to enhance some of the breeds

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I was just too angry for my own good when I gave you the go-ahead for that

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] But then you probably already realize that

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Understandable, Warchief.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Can you do that?

[Guild][ProfHubert] we’ll find out, won’t we

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Are you dealing with matters a bit better now?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’m not sure what would count as “better”

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] True.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’m going to head back to Nagrand in a day or two to spend a little time

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Visit Greatmother, that kind of thing

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Probably wise, indeed.

[Guild][ProfHubert] brb

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Of course in a perfect world I would intercept you-know-who on my way through the Dark Portal

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If I might offer a word of advice, Warchief.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What’s that?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Your anger at Magatha Grimtotem is certainly justified, but I would urge you not to let your desire for vengeance to preoccupy your thoughts too greatly.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I know only too well what it’s like to crave revenge against an enemy above all else.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I know all about you and Arthas, Sylvanas

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] With all due respect, Warchief, I truly doubt that you do.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] But you’re right, insofar as avenging myself on the Lich King occupied nearly my every thought for quite some time.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Worked out for you I’d say

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You got to see him dead

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes. And then I found myself with the minor dilemma of what else to think about.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If I might make a suggestion, Warchief.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] This should be good

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] No one would dispute that Magatha’s actions were monstrous, or that her motives were vile. You are right to be angry, and should fate present the opportunity, it is just that she should be called to account. This much is beyond contention.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] In the interim, however, I would merely suggest attempting to focus less on what she took from you, and more on what she unwittingly gave.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The fuck are you talking about, what she gave?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, I’m certain that I do not need to tell you I am no stranger to loss.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, yeah, we’ve all heard about the story about the Scourge in Quel’thalas a thousand times, Sylvanas

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] There is that, yes. Countless numbers of my friends and family died that day.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh  I mean, not to make light, but yeah

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] But even before the Scourge invasion…

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You may or may not recall my dear sister Alleria, Warchief.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] She was part of the Alliance Expedition into Draenor, following the Second War over twenty years ago.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] She disappeared there and has not been seen since. Even in all the time since the Horde and Alliance have come to frequent Outland, there has been no sign of her.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] She has long since been presumed dead.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, right, I know

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Look, Sylvanas, I’m sorry about your sister, but I don’t see what that has to do with anything

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Let me put it this way, Warchief.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Do you know – do you have even the faintest idea – what I would give to have one more day with her?

[Guild][ProfHubert] dark lady

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Ah…

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Magatha’s deception was odious, Garrosh, beyond question, but Lakkara’s return, though illusory in one important sense, was also very much real.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] From everything I gather, her spirit was not a hallucination, or a glamour, or a fabrication.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] It really was her, albeit a spirit and not flesh and blood.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And for several days, you were able to be with your mother again.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You were able to talk with her and hear her respond.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You were able to see her face light up with pride as you showed her the man her boy had grown up to become.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] For all that’s despicable about Magatha’s doings and for all the rightful hatred you feel for her, Warchief, that much was a gift.

[Guild][ProfHubert] sylvanas?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I would simply urge you not to lose sight of that.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hmm. Maybe, I guess…

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] One moment, Warchief.

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[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey Utvoch.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no its dontrag sir

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] but hello sir

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Crap, mixed you up again, sorry

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I even have that mod to try to keep you straight, too

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] dont worry about it sir, we get it all the time

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Don’t know what it is with you two

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] guess we just have one of those faces

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Um…I can’t actually see your faces here, Dontrag

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[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, I’m afraid I need to go for a bit. We have something of a situation here.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] huh thats true

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What’s going on?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] weird

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’ll update you once I’ve had a chance to check on it myself, Warchief. Perhaps nothing. We shall see.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] At any rate, have a good trip to Nagrand if I do not see you again before that.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Take care, Garrosh.

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[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, thanks, Sylvanas

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And I’m talking to no one

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] so whats up sir

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Literally

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Not a lot, Dontrag

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] La la la no one here but me, la la la stuck talking to a moron in /g

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh what the hell

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] oh ok

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] There once was a dwarf from Mudsprocket

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Who helped goblins work on their rocket

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] He tried to match wits

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] With two orcs, heads o’ shits,

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Until, throwing hands up, cried “O fock it!”

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] EPIC VERSE!

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i don’t get it

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