The sincerest form of flattery

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So, I know that when somebody comes up with a real winner of an idea, it’s only a matter of time before some uncreative motherfuckers go all copycat, but come the fuck ON.

So yeah. Like I was saying last time, interest in the Brawler’s Guild has been booming, bidding on those guild invitations is going through the roof, everything’s good. Then, I get up this morning and look over the latest intelligence reports — which, let me tell you, given the apparent state of most of my spies and minions, is a fucking IRONIC term — and what do I have staring me in the face?

The goddamn Alliance went and started THEIR OWN FUCKING BRAWLER’S GUILD.

I mean, for FUCK’S sake, doesn’t ANYBODY come up with ideas of their own anymore? I swear I’d be half tempted to SUE the assholes if, you know, I wasn’t already engaged in a systematic effort to murder them all. But SURE, fuckers, ADD FUEL TO THE FIRE.

Ugh. Serves me right for not taking more steps to lock this idea down. And for doing most of the planning with Boss Bazzelflange over e-mail. Which apparently, Spazzle tells me, somebody on the other side might have managed to intercept or hack or something. That’s pretty frustrating, on the one hand, in the sense that you’d expect Bazzelfuse to have some better e-mail security what with her being a goblin… but it’s also kind of amusing, on the other hand, in the sense that apparently someone over on the Alliance side had managed to dip into the e-mails of the Warchief of the Horde, and which ones did they decide to peek in on? Not the ones with the sensitive military intel, no sir. IF THOSE E-MAILS EXISTED, that is. WHICH THEY DAMN WELL DO NOT AND NEVER DID.

Dammit, I seriously need to start writing down Spazzle’s notes about the delete button.

Anyway, you know what? I might still sue their asses. Cross-faction, sure, but hey, GOBLINS, motherfuckers. Do you have ANY idea how brutal goblin LAWYERS are? Just imagine a bunch of goblins who make the OTHER goblins go “Damn, dude, you’re seriously RUTHLESS.” That’s 100% completely without ruth. They damn well crafted themselves full sets of ruth resistance gear, and THOSE are the suits they wear into court. GOOD LUCK, bitches. Good luck.

On the other hand, that could involve more paperwork. Probably in triplicate. Ugh. Always a trade-off for everything, right?

So, food for thought. More soon.

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5 Responses to The sincerest form of flattery

  1. “I’d be half tempted to SUE the assholes if, you know, I wasn’t already engaged in a systematic effort to murder them all.”

    *Wipes the accidental spittle of coffee due to laughter off her screen.*

    Dammit Hellscream.

     
  2. Cygnia says:

    Sue, THEN murder…

     
  3. Alayea says:

    You’d pay da goblins — assumin’ ya can afford them — and then they’d probably tell ya “no can do, but thanks for da money”. Da Horde and Alliance be enemies o’ war, why would we ‘ave the equivalent of Earth Online copyrights recognized?

    Ya would be better off sending in da rabble to disrupt tings every once in awhile.

     
  4. Deliana Hawthorne says:

    You know, I could have warned you that this would happen, Garry. But NOOOOO! You have to unleash your goon squad every time you seen me. And let’s not forget that Pretty Pretty Princess Varian reads your blog from time to time.

     

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