YOUR WARCHIEF IS A GENIUS

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Not that you guys didn’t already know that, but you know what, I’m going to repeat it, BECAUSE IT BEARS REPEATING.

YOUR WARCHIEF IS A FUCKING GENIUS.

Why, you ask? YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T THINK OF THREE OR FOUR REASONS OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD? Okay, fine, maybe you just suffered head trauma or something, or you’re Dontrag or Utvoch, so I guess I can let it slide. Just this once. Anyway, I suppose I should explain what I’ve come up with.

So, you know how we’re trying to figure out a solution to the whole anti-plague thing in Southshore, and how we tracked it back to that meeting Tirion had with his other Silver Hand people, and that dark crystal that they turned light and used to make the Ashbringer with…only, that lead wound up being a dead end, literally, since Tirion’s the only one who was there at the time who isn’t dead now? Well check out this flash of brilliance – yeah, sure, those people are all dead NOW, but they weren’t ALWAYS dead, right? And I know what you’re thinking, “Uh, yeah, Garrosh, that’s the way dead works, people don’t start off dead, they come out the gate not being dead, not being dead, not being dead, still not dead, not dead yet, OH FUCK now they’re dead, the end.” Well SHUT UP and LET ME FINISH. Fucking hell, you and your damned interruptions. Point is, we can’t go question people like Isilien and Doan NOW because they’re dead, but who says we can’t just go track them down at some point when they WEREN’T dead? Because guess what, it just so happens I have an in with some people – loosely speaking – who know a thing or two about time travel.

Yup, that’s right. I’ve already contacted Thrall, and as we speak he’s talking to his old Deathwing-slaying buddy Nozdormu, and so as soon as we get the details squared away, I’ll be rounding up a team and heading down to the Caverns of Time.

GARROSH, YOU GENIUS, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN.

Anyway…while Thrall finishes making nice, I’m going to get a jump on prepping for the trip. I’ve only met Nozdormu the one time myself, and I didn’t really get to talk to him so much, so I might want to be ready to make nice myself when I get down there. I’ve heard he’s got a real sweet tooth when it comes to pastry, so I’m thinking I might get Marogg to whip up a batch of Greatmother’s lemon squares. Anything to grease the wheels, you know?

More updates soon. Don’t be surprised if the next time you hear from me, it’s from Tanaris.

 

 

[Header image provided by regular reader and commenter ZugZug, used here with permission and many thanks.]

Well who woulda thought...
Wibbly wobbly, timey whimey
 

3 Responses to YOUR WARCHIEF IS A GENIUS

  1. Toka says:

    Be careful, you don’t want to become your own grandfather or something crazy like that. Time travel gives me the heebie jeebies.

     
  2. Hirrus says:

    Nozdormu is an alright dude to deal with, as long as you don’t mention the Infinite Dragonflight around him. Then he always ends up waxing poetic about how he is will have go crazy and has will done some horrible stuff, and how he were has had to help five random jerks who will did would kill his alternate future psychotic time-clone.

    And then your brains start leaking out your ears trying to keep all the verb tenses straight.

     
  3. Fletcher says:

    Nozdormu is insufficiently wibbly-wobbly. Even if the Caverns of Time *are* bigger on the inside.

     

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