So after the last few days, I decided I needed to relax and blow off a little steam, so I locked myself away upstairs for some gaming time, and…well…see for yourself.

You have logged on.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] I’m just about to start on the outback now

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] did you get the bread crumb quest to alice springs?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hey, chief

[Guild][Lorthemar] Hail, Garrosh!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi garrosh

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey guys

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] what’s up, boss?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh and hi, lorthemar

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] are you new?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Eh, doing okay, I guess

[Guild][Lorthemar] Erm, no…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Just need to destress a little

[Guild][Lorthemar] I’ve been in this guild for months.

[Guild][Lorthemar] Why do people keep asking me that?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh okay

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] anyway, garona, when you start questing in the outback, just watch out for the dingo packs

[LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] has earned the achievement [Heroic: Sydney Opera House]!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] they’re bad news, huh?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] grats!

[Guild][Lorthemar] Congratulations!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] grats BQ

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Thank you, all! ^_^

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And greetings, Warchief. My apologies for being a bit distracted. I was focused on an instance.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah gayle, they just turn up out of nowhere and swarm you

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh hey, that’s right, I forgot all about the expansion!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ugh great – well thanks for the warning

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] How are you guys liking Australia?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] I take back all the jokes I made about it.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] the new zones are gorgeous!

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] they really did a nice job on it from what I’ve seen so far

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] BQ’s leaving us all in the dust, though

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] she’s level 60 already

[ProfHubert | Faranell] has logged on.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh wow

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well, I needed something to occupy myself with while many of you were going about the much more important work of fighting for the glory of the Horde.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi prof

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Shining success that it was.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hey Edwin.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You could always put in a little time tracking down what happened to Koltira Deathweaver, you know

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh hey, there’s the doc

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] His whereabouts *are* indeed a mystery, I will grant.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] That’s good, I’d meant to check up on him after the dust settled

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hiya prof

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You know, make sure he was still there and okay

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief? Why would Faranell not be okay? He’s been here in the Undercity the whole time, nowhere near the conflicts in the Barrens and Dustwallow.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Huh

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] hello all

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey doc, how goes?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hmm

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, good point, Sylvanas…

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] have I mentioned how much I love this new aoe looting?

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] it goes.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh man, yeah, that’s great.

[Guild][Lorthemar] That was indeed a superb addition.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh hell yeah, is that active finally?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] yup

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, so I think it’s time for me to get out there and have a look

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Going into the new zone cinematic, so I’ll be quiet for a few

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] So Edwin, everything okay down in the Apothecarium?

[Guild][Lorthemar] Enjoy, Warchief. Let me know if I can be of any assistance.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] it’s fine.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Fairly quiet, since, as the good doctor will surely confirm, there’s little going on there other than routine defensive research.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] unless you count all the plague, yeah.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol

[Proudleslie] has logged on.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Your…droll sense of humor is amusing as always, doctor. A fine jest indeed.

[Guild][Proudleslie] oh man what a week i’ve had

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Um…

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] if you say so.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi leslie

[Guild][Lorthemar] Greetings!

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] oh no

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Isn’t that…?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah

[Guild][Proudleslie] hi everyone

[Guild][Proudleslie] it’ll be good to unwind here a little

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] This isn’t going to be pretty, is it?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] nope

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] have you had a chance to get started on australia yet, leslie?

[Guild][Proudleslie] just the first night

[Guild][Proudleslie] i pulled a late nighter and managed to get a couple levels

[Guild][Proudleslie] then i had a bunch of stuff blow up on me rl

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Sounds very hectic, Leslie…

[Guild][Proudleslie] and now i have this new job so

[Guild][Proudleslie] yea it really is

[Guild][Proudleslie] brb afk

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hb

[Guild][Lorthemar] Oh HO, look at this! I just found one of those rare koala pets!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] omg jealous!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] but yay!

[Guild][Lorthemar] It is a cute little thing. A bit odd looking, but…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, so that’s done

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] wb

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] so you’re in sydney now?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah…have a bunch of quests to do

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] the one with the wombat is kind of tough

[Guild][Proudleslie] ok back

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, well here we go

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hang on

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] wb leslie

[Guild][Lorthemar] Welcome back, both of you!

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Um…

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh boy

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] here we go

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Uh, YEAH here we go

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So…just to make sure I’m not mixing this up with some alternate reality or something

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] is that who I think it is?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah, it’s jaina

[Guild][Proudleslie] thanks gayle

[Guild][Proudleslie] thanks lorthemar

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Welcome back, Leslie. Good to see you again.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Question #2

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] WHY IS SHE STILL IN THE FUCKING GUILD

[Guild][Proudleslie] thanks livin

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I hope things have settled down for you a bit.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I don’t think anyone has seen her on since last time

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] and the whole thing with varian

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, if I may…

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, I guess nobody bothered to go back and gkick her while she was offline.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And also why the hell are you being all buddy buddy with her, Sylvanas?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] A suggestion, Garrosh?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That’s actually part of my suggestion.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What suggestion, to be friends with our enemies, especially the ones who completely torpedoed what should have been a decisive win for the Horde?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Because apparently, we’re running Heroic Bizarro World in real life now?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief…

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Or are you throwing in with Baine and Vol’jin to commemorate Hey Everybody Let’s All Piss Off Garrosh Week?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] That’s only a week?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, please hear me out.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh trust me, I’m all ears

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Consider for a moment: it’s precisely *because* Jaina has proven such a thorn in the Horde’s side that we should consider keeping her in the guild.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Because…?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I’ll get another virus queued up, just in case…

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Recall the old adage, Warchief: keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] By all appearances, Jaina does not realize who we are. I can’t imagine why Varian wouldn’t have told her, but then, considering Varian’s evident mental acuity, I suppose anything is possible.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] In any case, we have here among us a high-ranking member of the Alliance, who we know to have Varian’s ear, and will likely be privy to a great many of their plans, not to mention whichever ones she might be involved in personally.

[Guild][Proudleslie] huh its gotten all quiet

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If we can keep her around, we might be able to use it to our advantage, to ply inside information from her about our enemies’ movements.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’d tried to make this same suggestion to you a few months ago when we discovered Varian had joined the guild, but you kicked him before I could make my point.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] But this time, Warchief, please, consider the possibilities here.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] I have to admit, it’s a pretty smart idea.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] they’re talking in officer chat

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m already working on befriending her. We don’t need to do anything other than allow her to stay around, while we watch for openings.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I understand that you’re angry about the recent setbacks, but think of the benefit we might gain from this, with hardly any risk of loss on our part.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Huh… Okay, you know what, that actually IS pretty smart

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So, yeah, okay, let her stick around

[Guild][Proudleslie] oh

[Guild][Proudleslie] about what?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ll bite my tongue

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Thank you, Warchief. I promise you won’t regret this.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] We’ll just have to make sure nobody slips up and gives away who’s actually in the guild

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] most people have been getting pretty good about rl stuff

[Guild][Lorthemar] Probably me.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, well, hopefully we’ll get something useful out of this

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Meanwhile, let me get back to leveling

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] i should get going actually.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] see everyone soon.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] bye prof

[ProfHubert | Faranell] has logged off.

[Guild][Proudleslie] bye profhubert

[Guild][Proudleslie] bah too slow

[Guild][Proudleslie] oh hey

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ?

[Guild][Proudleslie] since most of the officers are on, could i get a guild invite for my bf?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You’re not going to be cybering him in guild chat, are you?

[Guild][Proudleslie] omg

[Guild][Proudleslie] i’m so so so embarrassed about that

[Guild][Proudleslie] i’m so sorry, it wont happen again i promise

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Also, she has a boyfriend now? Since when?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Beats me.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And who is it?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] I don’t really keep up with celebrity gossip.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Working on it…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, sure, Leslie, just as soon as I’m out of combat here

[Guild][Proudleslie] ok

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] it’s ok, leslie, i’ll get him, just whisper me the name?

[Guild][Proudleslie] ok! ty

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Hmm, well this is interesting…

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] What?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m trying not to press for too much information, obviously…

[HonaleePuff] has joined the guild.

[Guild][Lorthemar] Welcome!

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] One moment.

[Guild][Proudleslie] hi sweetie!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] welcome puff

[Guild][HonaleePuff] THANKS EVERYONE

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] whoa don’t yell!

[Guild][HonaleePuff] WHAT?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh good, he’s a caps-talker to boot.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] people still do that?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] the caps, it’s like you’re yelling

[Guild][Proudleslie] thats just his deep sexy booming voice heehee

[Guild][HonaleePuff] LOL

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Ugh, you weren’t kidding about this wombat thing

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The damn thing’s killed me twice now

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] see I told you

[Guild][Proudleslie] omg i hated that thing

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Did we ever find out who this guy is, by the way?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I have a strong suspicion based on what she’s told me…

[Guild][Lorthemar] Would you like a hand, sir?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] That would be great, thanks

[Guild][Lorthemar] Happy to be of help! Send me an invite?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Incoming

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And that would be…?

[Guild][Lorthemar] Got it! I’ll be there in just a moment.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m pretty sure that he’s Kalecgos.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] whoa

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ok everyone, I need to go for a while

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Wait, you mean the Aspect of Magic Kalecgos?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Well, not anymore

[Guild][Lorthemar] Farewell!

[Guild][Proudleslie] bye gayle

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Well yeah, but he was.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] for like ten minutes

[Guild][HonaleePuff] BYE

[Garona | Nightengayle] has logged off.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So wait…how sure are you about this?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Quite sure, actually. Based on what she’s said, and a few bits and pieces I’ve picked up from my own sources.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Huh

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Well, that settles it

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] what?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] She’s officially run out of mammals

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] haha

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] -Sigh-

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh yikes, yeah, I didn’t think of that. I didn’t know Jaina was a scaley…

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Well you kind of had to figure nothing was off the table with her

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Ugh scalies creep me out.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh, like you wouldn’t do Alexstrasza if you had the chance

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Who could blame him, really? I wish I had her body.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] You kind of do. Like, exactly.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Thank you, Mokvar…I think.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Just don’t start going all Bragor on her now, Mokvar

[Guild][Lorthemar] Okay, here I am!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hang on

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] -Shudder-

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Don’t remind me. I’ve been starting to wear parkas during his shifts…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Uh, dude…

[Guild][Lorthemar] Yes? Is something wrong, sir?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What’s up with your toon?

[Guild][Lorthemar] What about it?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] It’s kind of a girl

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Don’t know if you’ve noticed

[Guild][Lorthemar] Um, yes, I know, sir… Is that a problem?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So…you play a female toon?

[Guild][Lorthemar] Yes…?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] To be fair, he IS a blood elf. He pretty much plays a female toon in RL too…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] …

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, dude, fine, whatever works for you

[Guild][Proudleslie] thats actually pretty smart

[Guild][Proudleslie] you would be AMAZED how willing guys are to help when you have a female avatar

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That’s actually quite true…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, well whatever, let’s just kill this damn wombat

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Also to be fair, whose ass would YOU rather look at for 60 levels?

[Guild][Proudleslie] haha well if you’re asking ME…

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Too…many…jokes…

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Heh.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] -Sigh- again.

[Guild][Lorthemar] There we go!

[Guild][Lorthemar] See, pretty painless with the two of us.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Thanks, man

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] or…whatever

[Guild][Lorthemar] Any time, sir.

[Guild][HonaleePuff] OUCH

[Guild][Proudleslie] omg sweetie what killed you?

[Guild][HonaleePuff] SOME PACK OF DOGS

[Guild][HonaleePuff] THYE JUST FLATTENED ME

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] ohhhh the dingoes got you

[Guild][Proudleslie] omg dingoes ate my baby!

[Guild][Proudleslie] its ok i can rez you

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] So Leslie, I’m curious, how long have you and Puff been together?

[Guild][HonaleePuff] NOT VERY LONG REALLY

[Guild][Proudleslie] nope not long at all

[Guild][Proudleslie] we only got together this past week

[Guild][Proudleslie] but it feels like we’ve know each other for ages

[Guild][HonaleePuff] : )

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh, well congratulations to you both, then. I hope you’ll be very happy.

[Guild][Proudleslie] ty

[Guild][Proudleslie] its just funny too, b/c just a couple weeks ago i was talking to my friend

[Guild][Proudleslie] and he just got married not too long ago

[Guild][Proudleslie] and he was telling me how life would be much better if i found someone to share it with

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Gee, I wonder who THAT could be

[Guild][Proudleslie] and a few days later here he was!

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That’s very sweet indeed.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And not at all contrived in its timing.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Also, seriously, Thrall’s spending his time now dropping by to tell Jaina she needs to get herself a man?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Or, I guess, to narrow it down to one and settle down?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Watch, he’s become one of those people who get married and then feel like everybody else needs to get married too.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] You know, misery loves company.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] haha

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] No no, I’ll tell you exactly what that is

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Thrall’s been dropping by to hang out with Jaina

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Only now, he’s got a wife pulling him aside when he gets home, like, “So hey, what exactly is the deal with the blonde chick you’re spending all this time with?”

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] “Who I was hearing things about, like, all the way out in Nagrand”

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] haha

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And so I’ll bet you anything, Thrall was like, “Okay, I have to get this chick hooked up so the missus gets off my ass”

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Heh, yeah, wife aggro.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And seriously

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] If he didn’t want wife aggro, I mean, come on

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] He fucking married a woman NAMED Aggro, pretty much

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] aggra aggro?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hah

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Anyway

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I need to get going

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Have a meeting with Malkorok

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Have to run for a while, guys

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Have fun

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh joy…

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] later boss

[Guild][Proudleslie] bye pwn

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Take care, sir.

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