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West Azeroth Story, Act 3

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The curtain rises. Spotlights illuminate the left and right sides of the stage separately, as Garrosh leads the Horde forces across the Barrens on one side and Varian leads the Alliance from Theramore.

 

{QUINTET}

HORDE:

The Horde is gonna have its day
Tonight.
The Horde is gonna have its way
Tonight.
Alliance think we’re jokin’, no doubt,
But once their king is broken,
We’re kicking them out.

ALLIANCE:

We’re gonna look ’em in the eyes
Tonight.
We’re gonna cut ’em down to size
Tonight.
We told ’em they could can it: war cries.
We’ll kick ’em off our planet
Once Garrosh, he dies
Tonight.

HORDE:

We’re gonna stop it tonight,
We’re going to drive them off and take Kalimdor!

ALLIANCE:

We’ll turn the tables tonight,
We can’t afford to mess around anymore –
Green-skins invade us!

HORDE:

The Legion made us!
But this time we’re the ones who’ll finish this war!

ALL:

Tonight!

A spotlight illuminates a Theramore courtyard at stage right, where Jaina is seen with Rhonin.

JAINA:

I really do not like this plan
Tonight.
Things really could get out of hand
Tonight.

RHONIN:

They’ll show up for the battle:
Brief truce.
With you there, maybe that’ll
Give an excuse
Tonight?

Jaina nods to Rhonin and rushes out.

A spotlight illuminates Mokvar crossing the Southfury River into the Barrens.

MOKVAR:

Tonight, tonight,
This stinks like saronite.
Tonight the flames of war could be fanned.
Tonight, tonight,
When our two leaders fight,
That Malkorok may have something planned.

One more spotlight illuminates the Theramore tower, where Deliana looks out a window.

DELIANA:

Tonight
The past may come back calling,
The future that we’re stalling,
And now, out of my sight,
There’s such a fright
That what we’ve done is coming to light…

HORDE:

The Horde is coming out on top tonght!
We’re gonna watch Varian drop tonight!
They’ll go slow as molasses,
Cry and pout.
The door will hit their asses
On their way out.

Garrosh, Malkorok, the rest of the Horde group, and Deliana overlap:

GARROSH:

<to Malkorok> You keep a wide-open eye.

MALKOROK:

Right.

GARROSH:

In case he tries something sly.

MALKOROK:

Right.

GARROSH:

For the Horde!

HORDE:

For the Horde!

MALKOROK:

And they might have a surprise
Tonight.

DELIANA:

Tonight, tonight
Our role it might indict,
Tonight the flames of war could be fanned.

The Horde, Alliance, Mokvar, Deliana, and Jaina – who is now riding across Dustwallow Marsh – overlap:

HORDE and ALLIANCE:

We’re gonna stop it tonight!
We’re gonna end it tonight!
They’re gonna get it tonight!

ALLIANCE:

They invaded,
They invaded,
They invaded.

HORDE:

Here we’ve made it,
Here we’ve made it,
Home: we made it.

ALLIANCE:

We can’t afford to mess around.
Alliance has to win the day,
Alliance has to find a way.
We’ve got to stop it tonight.

HORDE:

We’re gonna grind them to the ground,
The Horde is gonna have its day,
The Horde is gonna have its way.
We’ve got to stop it tonight.

JAINA:

Tonight, tonight,
We just might
Have one chance to get it right:
Now Jaina’s got to find a way
To broker peace before the fray:
Will cooler heads carry the day?
Tonight, tonight,
Our future could be bright –
I’ve got to stop it tonight!

DELIANA:

Tonight, tonight,
When our two leaders fight,
That Malkorok may have something planned.

MOKVAR and DELIANA:

Tonight
The past may come back calling,
The future that we’re stalling,

MOKVAR:

And now, within my sight,

DELIANA:

And now, out of my sight,

MOKVAR and DELIANA:

There’s such a fright
That what we’ve done is coming to light…

ALL:

Tonight.

Blackout.  From either side of the stage, the Horde and Alliance enter the Battlescar in the Southern Barrens. Both groups spread out over their respective sides of the field, then Garrosh and Varian approach each other at center stage, accompanied by Malkorok and Mathias Shaw.

VARIAN: Warchief.

GARROSH: Dickface.

VARIAN: You’re a classy guy, Hellscream, anyone ever tell you that?

GARROSH: I can have them put that on your gravestone if you want.

VARIAN: Are you ready?

GARROSH: To finally put you in the ground? I’ve been ready for that for years.

Varian draws Shalamayne and extends it in front of him.

VARIAN: Your blade?

GARROSH: What about it?

SHAW: If you would let us inspect it for doctoring.

GARROSH: What the hell are you implying?

VARIAN: We’re not implying anything. It’s just customary to examine each other’s weapons so we can see no one is—

MALKOROK: The two-legged rodent is suggesting you would poison your blade, Warchief. For that alone this mongrel will—

GARROSH: You DARE insinuate I would cheat, human?

VARIAN: Obviously, Garrosh, you would never employ questionable methods when faced with honorable combat. Nevertheless.

Varian gestures with Shalamayne. Garrosh grumbles, then begrudgingly draws Gorehowl and holds it in front of him.

SHAW: Thank you, Warchief.

VARIAN: Now then.

GARROSH: Have your people stand back, Varian. This is between you and me.

VARIAN: You do the same.

Garrosh waves to the Horde group, which steps back and spreads in a semicircle from the side of the stage to the background. Varian signals to the Alliance members, who mirror the Horde’s movements.

MALKOROK: Now – begin!

Garrosh and Varian rush at each other and begin to fight as furious music swells. They lunge and parry, circle around the middle of the stage, and match each other’s moves in rhythm with the music. As the duel unfolds, the spectators begin to shout and cheer for their respective leader, until the cacophonous yells begin to blend into a rhythmic chanting that becomes a counterpoint to the music.

Several times over the course of the fight, Garrosh and Varian lock weapons until one of them shoves the other back toward one side of the stage. Each time, they circle around then resume their clash at center stage.

Slowly, in the background, Malkorok begins to make his way closer to the Alliance side of the circle. From under his cloak, he withdraws a long dagger, shining with a sickly green gleam.

Mokvar enters at the edge of the stage. As he arrives, Garrosh and Varian lock blades and rotate around as each tries to outmuscle the other. Garrosh finally gains the upper hand and flings Varian back toward the Alliance side. Malkorok moves toward him from behind, dagger in hand.

MOKVAR: No! Look out!

Mokvar runs to center stage and tackles Varian to the ground, in the process knocking him out of the way of Malkorok’s stab.

FALSTAD: They’re attackin’ His Majesty!

SHAW: That one had a dagger!

MALKOROK: <recovering himself> That treasonous scribe! He’s helping the human!

SHANDRIS: They were never going to honor the duel!

GARROSH: Mokvar! You! If I didn’t see it with my own eyes…!

The two sides rush at each other and begin fighting, largely in the background. At center stage, Garrosh dodges a few Alliance swings, then grabs Mokvar and holds him by his neck while drawing Gorehowl back.

GARROSH: You…traitorous…!

As Garrosh prepares to swing, Varian grabs him from behind – jarring Garrosh enough to make him lose his grip on Mokvar – and plunges Shalamayne through his back and out of his chest.

GARROSH: <looking down at the blade> Oh for fuck’s sake…AGAIN?

MOKVAR: Oh…oh crap…

GARROSH: Also, how come this doesn’t actually hurt? I mean I know I’m badass and all, but…

BARNES: <from offstage> It’s just a glamour, you silly actor – special effects can’t really hurt you.

GARROSH: I… <looking around> Oh…

BARNES:  Now stop breaking the fourth wall and get back to your scene!

GARROSH:  Aren’t YOU the one—

BARNESAction!

GARROSH:  <sighs>  Fine.  <flatly>  Oh I am slain.  Oh agony.  Now I shrug off this mortal coil, it is to laugh, the end.  And shit.

Garrosh drops to the ground, where he lays mostly still while making a half-hearted attempt to play dead.  Around him the fighting rages on between the Horde and Alliance.

LIADRIN: Garrosh!

DONTRAG: He killed the Warchief!

UTVOCH: You bastard!

VARIAN: Victory! Hellscream has fallen! For the Alli—

Garona unstealths behind Varian and stunlocks him, then unleashes a flurry of blows until he drops to the ground.

GARONA: House of Wrynn! Two generations running! Tell Anduin to sleep lightly! Booyah!

Garona stealths again. The two sides continue to battle frantically.

MALKOROK: Now! With Wrynn slain! Now, shamans, show the dogs the first of our surprises!

A handful of dark-clad shaman emerge from the Horde group and begin channeling spells. Several of the surrounding boulders begin to glow, then rise up as molten giants and begin to attack the Alliance.

Jaina enters.

JAINA: By the Light! What’s happening here?!

FALSTAD: The devils ’a broken the agreement!

SHAW: They’ve killed Varian!

The molten giants stomp on several Alliance soldiers and send the group scattering.

JAINA: We have to get out of here! Everyone to me!

The Alliance rush to Jaina, who teleports them away. The shaman stop channeling their spells, and the molten giants collapse back into boulders.

MALKOROK: Horde! The Alliance flees, but they will not escape! Quickly, to Brackenwall Village! We will regroup and bring the fight to them! For the Horde!

The Horde exits, leaving the stage empty save for the bodies of Garrosh and Varian. The stage lights lower, save for dim lights still illuminating the bodies.

GARROSH: Well that sucked.

VARIAN: Yeah, it kind of did.

GARROSH: Yeah.

VARIAN: Still, though…

GARROSH: What?

VARIAN: For the record, I got you.

GARROSH: Fuck you, Varian.

Blackout. In a Theramore tower, Deliana paces the room.

Jaina enters.

DELIANA: Jaina! What happened?

JAINA: <sighs> Varian is dead.

DELIANA: What?! How? You mean now we have to…?

JAINA: It’s not that simple. Varian is dead, but so is Garrosh.  I’m still not sure how it all happened – by the time I got there, things had already—

A knock at the door is heard.

JONATHAN: <outside> Lady Proudmoore!

JAINA: Come in, General.

The door opens and General Marcus Jonathan enters, along with Jaina’s night elf bodyguard Pained; the pair holds Mokvar captive.

JONATHAN: Lady Proudmoore, this orc was found lurking outside the city. He didn’t resist capture, but he did insist on speaking with you.

DELIANA: Mokvar!

JAINA: You know him, Deliana?

PAINED: You should be more selective in your friends. Shandris says this is one of the orcs that helped kill Varian.

DELIANA: He what?

MOKVAR: That’s…not entirely accurate.

JONATHAN: That’s enough from you, orc.

DELIANA: There has to have been some mistake.

JONATHAN: There were several, starting with the decision to trust these green-skinned—

JAINA: That’s enough, General. You can leave us. I’d like to have a few words with the prisoner.

JONATHAN: As you wish.

JAINA: You too, Pained. Please wait outside.

PAINED: With all due respect, my lady, my place is—

JAINA: Is where I tell you to go, Pained. I can take care of myself.

PAINED: Yes, ma’am.

Jonathan and Pained exit. Jaina turns to Deliana.

JAINA: How long have you known him?

DELIANA: We go back quite a few years.

JAINA: You trust him?

DELIANA: I’ve spent the last six years hiding in Ironforge for safety. I think he did more to protect me from Orgrimmar in that time than any of the dwarves ever did.

JAINA: <turns to Mokvar> They say you attacked Varian. Here’s your chance to explain.

MOKVAR: I jumped him. That much is true. But I wasn’t attacking him. I was trying to push him out of the way of the one who was.

JAINA: Who, Garrosh? Why would you try to swing the duel against the Horde?

MOKVAR: No, not Garrosh. If it was just him and Varian, I would have stayed out of it. It was Malkorok. He was about to stab Varian from behind.

DELIANA: Malkorok… Of course it was Malkorok.

MOKVAR: It ended up backfiring. Both sides thought I was working against them, and in the chaos, Garrosh was killed. And by that point I don’t think anyone was interested in honoring the terms of the duel.

JAINA: I don’t even know how many on our side will be willing to listen to reason now.

DELIANA: Jaina, can’t you rein them in? You’d have to be one of the highest ranking people left.

JAINA: I can try, but I don’t know how much good it will do. With Anduin still a boy, there’s no clear line of succession, so right now I’m merely one in a sea of voices.

MOKVAR: The Horde is having its own problems with succession, only worse. It looks like Malkorok is effectively taking over.

DELIANA: Oh no…

JAINA: Who is this Malkorok?

MOKVAR: A Blackrock orc who used to work for Rend Blackhand. At least he gave the appearance of it. I don’t think he ever really served anyone or anything other than his own agenda.

JAINA: I take it having him leading the Horde would be bad news for all involved.

MOKVAR: Let’s put it this way. I know Garrosh was no bargain. But this guy? Malkorok would make Garrosh look like Thrall.

JAINA: Do you think there are others in the Horde who will still resist him?

MOKVAR: I know there are others who won’t be thrilled to have him in charge. The only question is whether Malkorok’s managed to scare them into submission.

JAINA: Then you need to go do what you can while there are some who’ll still listen. And if not…

Jaina reaches into a pocket and produces a small, smooth stone with totemic markings, then slips it into Mokvar’s hand.

…I think you know what this is for.

Mokvar nods. Jaina starts to channel a spell, and a portal appears in the room.

Go now – hurry.

MOKVAR: What will you tell the others?

JAINA: You let me worry about that.

DELIANA: Stay safe, Mokvar.

MOKVAR: I think “safe” is long off the board for all of us. But it’s partly our fault this is happening.

DELIANA: I know. Be careful.

MOKVAR: Always am.

Mokvar disappears through the portal.

Blackout. In Brackenwall Village, the Horde group arrives, met by Krog and Draz’Zilb.

KROG: Malkorok? What are you all doing here?

MALKOROK: The human king is slain – but not without a cost! The dogs turned on us with aid from one of our own, and murdered the Warchief!

KROG: They what? Garrosh is dead?

MALKOROK: He is…but we will ensure that he soon finds himself in good company.

FARANELL: Wait, didn’t we have an agreement with the Alliance that the duel would decide control of Kalimdor? And, well, Varian did kill Garrosh before—

Malkorok steps up to Faranell quickly and knocks him down with a vicious blow.

MALKOROK: Unless you wish to lose more pieces of that rotting corpse you call a body, mage, I recommend you choose your words carefully.

Malkorok glares around as some of the group exchange looks in uneasy silence.

UTVOCH: I can’t believe the Warchief died…

DONTRAG: What are we doing now?

DRAZ’ZILB: Surely we can’t let the Warchief’s death go unanswered!

MALKOROK: Nor will we! Listen to me, soldiers of the Horde!  I had little doubt the Alliance pigs would show their true colors in this affair, but we will see to it that they pay for their treachery!

Mokvar enters.

Oh, and speaking of treachery! Here’s the dog who turned on his own Warchief to lend aid to the human! Seize him!

Mokvar is apprehended by a pair of Kor’kron and brought closer to the group.

MOKVAR: It’s funny how selective your memory is, Malkorok. I’m a traitor for helping Varian, but you’re awfully quick to gloss over what I was helping him against – we both know it wasn’t Garrosh.

MALKOROK: You think I hide my role, scribe? Hardly – I take pride in it! I came to the aid of my Warchief; you came to the aid of his mortal enemy. Tell me again which of us here should hang his head!

LIADRIN: Wait, you were interfering with the fight? It was supposed to be honorable combat!

MALKOROK: You will be silent, elf!

Malkorok steps toward Liadrin and throws a punch at her; she deflects it with a paladin bubble, then stuns Malkorok with a Hammer of Justice.

LIADRIN: Now now, didn’t your mother teach you not to hit a lady? She would be ashamed.

MALKOROK: <seething as he collects himself> She taught me to crush my foes.

LIADRIN: Then she would be doubly ashamed if the lady in question were to beat you down.

MOKVARThat’s why I jumped in – to keep him from ambushing Varian and—

MALKOROK: And slaying the leader of our enemy! Are you fool enough to think you serve our Warchief by saving his nemesis?

MOKVAR: Garrosh Hellscream had many failings, but he believed in honor. At least until he started having his steps shadowed by the likes of you.

MALKOROK: In battle, nothing is more honorable than victory.

MOKVAR: Funny, I can think of at least one victory Garrosh would have gladly given back…

MALKOROK: Keep spinning your words, scribe – it’s what a coward like you does, isn’t it?

Malkorok turns to the rest of the group.

The rest of you – what I am calling for is not words. Your fallen Warchief did not spend his days dawdling over words. He sought action. For the safety of the Horde!  For the glory of the Horde! So let this scribe lull you into submission with his words – I call on you to act! To avenge your leader! To finally strike the human disease that has too long infected this continent. Will you join me? Or will you sit here, and bandy about words, and wring your hands over niceties – until the Alliance again show themselves for what they are, and again come to enslave our people, and again leave the ground stained with orcish blood?

Many of the Horde troops, including most of the Kor’kron, start to shout in support.

Good! That is the Horde I know! Now, all of you! Follow me, and we will show the Alliance what becomes of those who draw our wrath! To Theramore! More surprises await the humans…

DRAZ’ZILB: None greater than how quickly they’ll fall before us!

KROG: Hell yeah, we’ll roll over the humans so fast they won’t even know what hit them!

MALKOROK: Oh no, soldiers, not quickly – quick is painless. And these humans must be made to suffer for their crimes against our people!

DRAZ’ZILBNow you’re talking my language!

DONTRAG: <aside> Does this seem a little strange to you?

UTVOCH: <aside> All I know is they killed the Warchief… I guess it makes sense to go after them…

MALKOROK: Every pain these humans have brought to us will be repaid tenfold tonight! You want to avenge your Warchief? Then leave your pity and your mercy here – bring only your rage and your cruelty!

 

{CRUEL}

MALKOROK:

Horde, Horde, angry Horde,
Get cruel, Horde!
Vow again, gents, for your vengeance,
Get cruelly cruel, Horde!
Don’t relent, ’cause we have spent
Too long holding back.
Set in mind that humankind
Is overdue for some cruel payback.

Horde, Horde, vengeful Horde!
Stay fierce, Horde!
From the skies comes their demise,
Bring them to tears, Horde!
Fight, Horde, fight,
Each human we’ll smite, each fool floored.
Unleash, be cruel, Horde,
Real cruel.

Mokvar, Liadrin, and Faranell watch the rest of the group march off behind Malkorok.

LIADRIN: I can’t believe I’m saying it, but I think I’m actually glad Garrosh didn’t live to see this…

MOKVAR: Yeah…

Mokvar tries to take a step, but is restrained by the two Kor’kron who’ve remained behind, and are still holding him.

<looking back and forth between the Kor’kron> Huh.

One of the Kor’kron slumps over, sapped.

KOR’KRON #2: What the—?

The other Kor’kron turns into a sheep in a puff of smoke.

FARANELL: That’s better.

Garona unstealths behind the sapped guard.

GARONA: You really have a way with people, Mokvar.

MOKVAR: I know, right? Still…thanks for sticking with me. All of you.

LIADRIN: I think we’re about to be outcasts among the outcasts.

FARANELL: Eh. You get used to it.

MOKVAR: I was hoping there would be more who would listen…

LIADRIN: Right now they don’t know what to think. So most of them aren’t.

FARANELL: And the rest of them are Dontrag and Utvoch. So, you know…

GARONA: What was that business about the surprise for Theramore?

LIADRIN: I don’t know, but…wait…that part about it coming from the skies…

FARANELL: What are you thinking?

LIADRIN: <looks up> There’s been a goblin sky galleon circling around the western Barrens all night…

FARANELL: Sending troops in by parachute?

GARONA: He would send a gunship for that. A galleon isn’t designed for troop deployment, just…payload.

LIADRIN: I think he’s planning to use a bomb…

MOKVAR: Jaina’s trying to calm the Alliance down and get them to listen to reason, but that’s off the board if Malkorok escalates things even more.

FARANELL: Remember when this cunning plan was going to spare us a big, messy, drawn-out war?

MOKVAR: I’m hoping we can still limit the damage…

LIADRIN: What do you have in mind?

MOKVAR: For starters – Garona, can you stealth into Theramore? We need you to warn them about what Malkorok’s doing.

GARONA: Wait, you want to warn the Alliance that a Horde attack is coming?

LIADRIN: To keep all of this from getting any further out of hand than it already is.

MOKVAR: And to let them see that not all of the Horde has gone crazy.

GARONA: Ugh, fine. I’ll get in and try to warn them.

LIADRIN: What about Edwin and I? What do you want us to do?

MOKVAR: Run.

LIADRIN: What?

FARANELL: I can handle that.

MOKVAR: Get back to the Eastern Kingdoms.

LIADRIN: Why? We should do something to help here.

FARANELL: Don’t argue with the man. Not-here sounds terrific.

MOKVAR: Look, there’s no telling how much uglier this is going to get for us. If things really go bad in Kalimdor, we need some good people still standing over on the other continent.

LIADRIN: There’s still Sylvanas and Lor’themar to run things there.

MOKVAR: You mean Miss “When in Doubt, Throw More Plague on It”—

FARANELL: You do realize who she has in charge of making all the plague, right?

MOKVAR: —and Mr. “Does Anyone Actually Know Who I Am, and By the Way Does This Dress Make Me Look Fat”?

LIADRIN: Seriously, why does no one ever remember who Lor’themar is?

GARONA: Who?

LIADRIN: <sigh>

MOKVAR: Liadrin, really, I know you want to help, but right now the best way for you to do that is by getting somewhere safe.

LIADRIN: What are you going to do?

MOKVAR: <taking out the stone he’d received from Jaina> I’ve got one more card to try playing.

LIADRIN: Whatever it is, good luck.

MOKVAR: To all of us.

Garona stealths and sneaks off; Faranell teleports himself and Liadrin away. Mokvar holds out the stone, channels a spell for several seconds, then disappears in a green flash.

Blackout. In Theramore, Jaina joins Deliana in the tower above.

JAINA: You haven’t moved since Mokvar left.

DELIANA: <shrugs> As long as I keep looking and not seeing anything, then nothing else is coming apart.

JAINA: Hopefully he’ll be able to convince them.

DELIANA: Hopefully. Thank you for being willing to listen to him.

JAINA: I’ve been rumored to know what it’s like to trust an orc when it’s not a terribly popular thing to do.

Rhonin enters. As he does, stagelights illuminate the Theramore courtyard below, where Garona unstealths. The scene below unfolds as the conversation in the tower continues: Garona is immediately attacked by Pained, Shaw, and a few of the Theramore guards; she attempts to fend off their attacks without actively striking anyone, while trying to talk, but to no avail; eventually more Alliance troops mob her, beating her viciously.

JAINA: Rhonin – any luck calming them down?

RHONIN: <shaking head> No more than you’ve had so far. This entire turn of events is proof of why both sides should have listened when we tried to start peace talks.

JAINA: I don’t think listening was ever the strong suit of either of the leaders involved.

RHONIN: Still, I’m hopeful that given a chance to calm down, they’ll eventually be willing to reconsider.

JAINA: The question is whether they’ll give themselves that chance to calm down.

RHONIN: You think they might do something rash?

JAINA: If they don’t, the Horde might. Either way, we all lose.

Falstad and Jonathan drag a bloodied Garona up to the tower and enter, followed closely by Pained and Shaw.

JONATHAN: Lady Proudmoore, we have another Horde captive!

JAINA: What…what did you do to her?

SHAW: Nothing these orcs don’t deserve.

FALSTAD: Aye, the troops made sure this one’d be takin’ some partin’ gifts, if’n she escapes…

JAINA: This… Is this what it’s come to now? Is this what we’ve reduced ourselves to?

PAINED: We didn’t start this war, my lady.

GARONA: <halting> No…but Malkorok…is coming…coming to finish it.

JAINA: Malkorok! He’s still in charge? Mokvar couldn’t stop him?

GARONA: He…he tried… And then he…he sent me to…to warn you…to… <looks around disgustedly> …to save you…

JAINA: Warn us about what? What is Malkorok doing?

SHAW: <shoving Garona> Answer her, orc!

JAINALet her!

GARONA: Malkorok…Malkorok is bringing the Horde to…to attack Theramore…and… <spits out blood, then looks around again angrily> He’s throwing the whole force at the north gate…

PAINED: We can pull everyone into the keep and fortify it, my lady – they’ll never get past the walls without siege engines.

SHAW: Still, I’d recommend sending out an advance force to intercept, maybe thin out their numbers before they can get here.

JAINA: See to that, Mathias. While you go out to meet them, we’ll make sure the city is sealed up tightly.  General Jonathan?

JONATHAN: Yes, Lady Proudmoore?

JAINA: I want you, General Redmane, and Admiral Aubrey coordinating the defenses here. I’ll speak to Rhonin about setting up some spells to reinforce the outer gates.

JONATHAN: Yes, ma’am. I’ll relay your orders.

Jonathan runs out. As he releases his grip on Garona, she jerks to one side and pulls free of Falstad’s grip, then stealths.

FALSTAD: Dammit! Where’d tha’ one go?

PAINED: We’re having a very bad day with prisoners today…

JAINA: Never mind that – everyone get to work preparing for the attack.

The other officers exit.

I’d hoped it wouldn’t come to this…

DELIANA: I think I see them coming…

JAINA: <sighs> I’d better get down there, then…

Jaina exits; Deliana continues watching from the window.

Blackout. In Dustwallow Marsh, near Theramore, Malkorok enters with the rest of the Horde force, stage left. From stage right, an Alliance group enters, led by Falstad, Shandris, and Shaw.

SHANDRIS: There they are! Stop them! For the Alliance!

The Alliance rushes at the Horde and the two sides begin fighting. Malkorok stands back, surveying the battle and watching the sky. As the fighting rages on, he fires a flare into the sky; after a moment, a blinding burst of light flashes from offstage to the right, as an enormous explosion is heard. The blast throws several of the Alliance on the right side of the stage a good distance to the left, and many of them sprawl on the ground unconscious.

MALKOROK: HAHA! There! It is done! See what becomes of the enemies of the Horde, Alliance dogs! Now, quickly, finish them all, and—

MOKVAR: <offstage> Not so fast!

Mokvar enters in ghost wolf form from stage left, closely followed by Vol’jin mounted on a raptor and Baine Bloodhoof on a kodo.

VOL’JIN: Yah, mon, dere been enough killin’ already taday!

MALKOROK: You! I see the traitor has made friends among the malcontents! No matter, troll, you can watch and learn how—

BAINE: We will watch nothing other than you standing down!

MALKOROK: Stand down! Do you think yourself Warchief now, tauren? Is that an order?

BAINE: No, Malkorok, I know I’m not Warchief. <stares Malkorok down a moment> And yes, that’s an order.

From stage right, Jaina staggers in unsteadily.

Lady Proudmoore!

SHANDRIS: <pulling herself up slowly> Jaina…you…you survived…!

JAINA: Rhonin…Rhonin ported me out of the city at the last second… But he…he…

MOKVAR: <looking offstage to the right> Liana…?

JAINA: <looking back> My…my city…my people… They’re…they’re…

MALKOROK: Enough of this! Soldiers of the Horde, this is our moment – strike down your enemies once and for all, and—

BAINE: They will do nothing of the kind, Malkorok!

VOL’JIN: You be done givin’ orders, mon!

MALKOROK: And who will, troll? You? You think you have any authority to take over here?

VOL’JIN: Funny ting you be askin’, mon.

Another ghost wolf enters behind Vol’jin, Baine, and Mokvar.

I ain’t da one who be takin’ over.

The ghost wolf moves to center stage and transforms into Thrall.

THRALL: I believe you’ve done more than enough today, Malkorok.

MALKOROK: So the prodigal shaman returns! No matter!

Malkorok draws his axes and rushes at Thrall. Before he can reach him, Thrall extends one hand and summons a whirlwind that holds Malkorok suspended above the ground.

THRALL: I’ve faced far more imposing threats than you. More menacing and chilling than the likes of you could even imagine.

MALKOROK: <struggling to break out of the whirlwind> Yes, I know all about your battle with Deathwing, shaman…

THRALL: I was talking about Aggra with morning sickness.

Jaina finally pulls her attention away from the ruined city and approaches center stage, looking around angrily.

JAINA: I tried to tell you… And Rhonin… You did this…all of you…did this with your hate… <starts to build a fireball in her hand> Well now I have some hate of my own…

THRALL: Jaina, no!

JAINA: Don’t try to defend him, Thrall! You see what he did here!

THRALL: <glares over to Malkorok, still suspended> I could care less what happens to this…this. But the rest of my people have done nothing.

Jaina continues gathering the fireball in her hand as she eyes Malkorok. In the background, Dontrag and Utvoch can be seen helping Falstad and Shaw to their feet.

JAINA: Get them out of here.

SHAW: But Jaina, they—

JAINAToday isn’t the day for anyone to argue with me. Get them together and get them away from here, Go’el.

Thrall nods, then gestures to Vol’jin and Baine.

BAINE: All of you, come and come quickly.

VOL’JIN: Time ta make ourselves invisible like da Lich King’s horse!

BAINE: You really need a new joke. Seriously.

The Horde slowly makes its way offstage to the left; Baine and Vol’jin follow them. Mokvar finally pulls himself away from the sight of Theramore and slowly walks across the stage, stopping to stare a moment at Malkorok as he goes, then exits as well. Jaina’s gaze never moves from Malkorok.

JAINA: We’ve all lost a great deal to this conflict… <looks back over her shoulder> All of you…leave us.

The Alliance members trickle out; Shaw is the last one to linger at the edge of the stage.

SHAW: Um, actually, strictly speaking, there isn’t anyplace for us to go to anymo—

JAINAGet OUT, Mathias.

SHAW: Random swamp wandering it is, yes ma’am.

Shaw exits.

JAINA: You should go, too, Thrall.

THRALL: I suspect there are more than a few pieces to pick up back in Orgrimmar.

JAINA: You should go help pick them up, then.

THRALL: I’m sorry for your people, Jaina.

JAINA: A lot of us are sorry. Or will be.

Thrall releases Malkorok and starts to walk away.

MALKOROK: The great Warchief! That’s it, is it? You side with this human over your own kind!

THRALL: <continuing to walk away without looking back> You are not my kind, Malkorok.

Thrall exits.

MALKOROK: Don’t you walk away from me when I’m—

Malkorok starts to move toward Thrall but is stopped when Jaina unleashes her fireball on the ground in front of him, cutting off his path with a wide patch of flame.

JAINA: Malkorok, is it? I don’t think we’ve been properly introduced. I’m Jaina Proudmoore.  <summons another fireball in her hand> I think it’s time we had a long, long – terribly long, really, and maybe unnecessarily slow – talk.

The curtain closes. Just as it does, a bright red flash can be seen through the heavy cloth, accompanied by an orcish voice crying out. The remaining stage lights go out.

 

West Azeroth Story

operahouse3

Barnes walks onstage and a spotlight appears over him.

BARNES: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this evening’s presentation! Tonight we explore a tale of forbidden love! But beware, for not all love stories end happily. As you may find out, sometimes love pricks like a thorn. But don’t take it from me. See for yourself what tragedy lies ahead when the paths of star-crossed lovers meet. And now: On with the show!

Barnes walks offstage. The curtain rises, revealing a farm house with a Horde banner flying behind it. In the foreground, Garrosh enters from stage right, with Mokvar, Garona, Dontrag, Utvoch, Liadrin, and Faranell in formation behind him. As they walk by the farm, they begin snapping their fingers rhythmically in unison. They continue walking until they disappear from view, stage left.

The lights dim for a moment, then come back on, showing that the farm house has been replaced by a blacksmith’s building. Again, a Horde banner flies in the background. Garrosh et al enter stage left, still walking in formation and snapping their fingers in unison. Again they walk across the stage and exit, stage right.

Blackout. This time, the blacksmith building has been replaced by a stable. Garrosh et al enter stage right and walk past the stable, snapping their fingers – then, stopping their snapping, they turn and look back at the Alliance flag flying nearby.

From stage left, Varian Wrynn enters with a group of Alliance – including Jaina Proudmoore, Falstad Wildhammer, and Shandris Feathermoon. The Horde group turns to see them, and the two sides stare each other down for a moment.

As hectic music fills the air, the two groups launch into combat and fight back and forth acrobatically as if dancing to the music.

GARROSH: For the Horde!

ALL HORDE: For the Horde!

VARIAN: For the Alliance!

ALL ALLIANCE: Alliance!

GARROSH: Oh, fuck you, Varian!

VARIAN: This time there’ll be no escape for you, Hellscream!

The two sides continue fighting back and forth in front of the stables.

GARROSH: For fuck’s sake, you idiots, stop fighting in the middle and cap the damn flag!

VARIAN: There’re all here! The mine has to be open, some of you get over there!

LIADRIN: Someone come with me to cover the blacksmith before they get there!

Most of the combatants rush off in different directions, until Garrosh and Faranell find themselves alone with Varian, Jaina, Shandris, and several anonymous Alliance soldiers.

GARROSH: Okay, now to—

FARANELL: Not liking the odds here, boss – lumber mill coming up!

Faranell grabs Garrosh and teleports them both away just as Varian starts to rush at them.  Varian looks around, then points at a red-shirted dwarf.

VARIAN: You, fact checker!  Watch the stables while we circle around. Let’s go!

Varian and the others rush off, leaving the Wildhammer Fact Checker standing alone by the flag. After a moment, the dwarf lurches forward, stunned, as Garona unstealths behind him and starts stabbing him wildly with two daggers until he collapses to the ground.

GARONA: <turning to the flag> Lok’tar!

Blackout. At the blacksmith, Liadrin and Mokvar fight Shandris and an Alliance soldier, pushing them back until they fight their way offstage to the right.

Blackout. The landscape changes to that of the Isle of Conquest. From stage right, Garrosh, Liadrin, and Dontrag enter, followed by Flastad driving a glaive, with Jaina casting fireballs in support. The Alliance drive the Horde back until they exit to the left.

Blackout. This time the surrounding scenery is that of Wintergrasp. Varian and Jaina enter from stage left, chased by a demonlisher manned by Garrosh, Garona, and Utvoch, plus a catapult driven by Faranell. The Horde continues chasing the Alliance until they all exit, stage right.

Blackout. The scene changes to the Ring of Champions at the Argent Tournament grounds. From opposite sides of the stage, the Horde and Alliance groups rush in and begin fighting across the ring, again moving in rhythm with the music.

After a few minutes of combat, Tirion Fordring enters, runs to the middle of the fray, and emits a burst of light from the Ashbringer that knocks back all the combatants. Tirion looks back and forth at the two groups disapprovingly; they return to their feet and look back at him uneasily.

GARROSH: Oh. Hey.

VARIAN: Greetings, Highlord.

TIRION: If I might have a word, gentlemen.

GARROSH and VARIAN: Oh no.

TIRION: Much hope has been invested in an eventual peace between both your peoples, not least of all by the great archmage Rhonin, in his noble planning of the peace summit in Dalaran that draws near. Indeed, my own friendship with your own kinsman Eitrigg, Warchief Hellscream, stands, if I might dare flatter myself, in illustration of the fellowship that might be wrought between two divergent cultures, and, indeed, worlds—

VARIAN: Look, Tirion—

GARROSH: Seriously, you don’t have to—

TIRION: —one that you both may well benefit to heed. For surely, two such mighty and wise leaders as yourselves cannot but recognize the merit in looking beyond these petty, mutually destructive squabbles—

GARROSH: Dude, really, couldn’t you just let us slowly hack each other to death?

VARIAN: It would be faster and more humane.

TIRION: —in order to secure a lasting stability that would work to both your advantages.

Garrosh and Varian stare at Tirion in silence for several seconds.

GARROSH: Were you done?

TIRION: <sighs> In any case… Under my roof, gentlemen, I trust you will behave yourselves.

VARIAN: Fine, Tirion. I’ll talk to you later. Or try to.

Varian leaves, the other Alliance following close behind. Tirion nods to Garrosh and likewise exits, in the opposite direction.

FARANELL: Well that was arguably needlessly elaborate.

DONTRAG: What’s the plan now, if I might inquire, oh great and nefarious Warchief?

FARANELL: “Nefarious”…?

MOKVAR: Just let him.

UTVOCH: Indeed, sir, are you planning to go through with the peace summit?

GARROSH: Dude, did you just meet me today or something?

FARANELL: Not to mention it would have been a lot easier just to fly up here if that were the case, without having to find parking spaces for all the demolishers.

GARROSH: The only peace I’m interested in with that Alliance scum is the one that will come after we’ve crushed them beneath our boots, and secured the supremacy of the Horde!

DONTRAG: For the Horde!

GARONA: For the Horde!

GARROSH: FOR THE HORDE!

 

{HORDE SONG}

GARROSH:

When you’re the Horde
You stand mighty and strong!
If the humans come toward,
They won’t be standing long.

When you’re the Horde
You’re united and brave,
And across Kalimdor
Full dominion you crave. 

You’re not backing down,
You’re not intimidated!
You’re green and you’re brown.
(I hope not masticated.)
You’re unabated!

If you get bored
Find some humans to slay –
At the end of your sword
Is the end of their days!
Cause we’re the Horde,
Yeah – For the Horde!

Now I know Varian, and I’m damn sure he isn’t any more jazzed about this peace conference idea than I am.

LIADRIN: I’ll bet you anything he’s only here at all because Jaina talked him into it.

MOKVAR: Oh, yeah.  Talked.

GARROSH: Fuck that shit, Mokvar. That would require the asshole to be able to—

FARANELL: I’m begging you not to finish that sentence.

DONTRAG: So what are we going to do, great and mighty Warchief?

UTVOCH: Are we skipping the peace summit?

GARROSH: Oh no, we’re going to the summit. See, Rhonin’s right about one thing – having our war with the Alliance drag on and on IS a waste. For US, anyway. The sooner it ends – with the Horde victorious – the sooner we can stop losing the lives of so many of our brave soldiers.

GARONA: So what are you planning?

GARROSH: We’ll go to Rhonin’s little conference – and I’m going to challenge Varian to a full-on confrontation. One last glorious battle, to decide the fate of Kalimdor at least, and maybe the entire world, once and for all. With victory for the Horde!

DONTRAG: For the Horde!

UTVOCH: For the Horde!

DONTRAG:

When you’re the Horde
You say “Lok’tar ogar!”
Hey, I’m singing a chord!
I can’t carry it far…

UTVOCH:

When you’re the Horde
All’s achievable now!
All the wins that we’ve scored,
Inconceivable—OW!!

ALL:

The Horde’s on the move,
Our hearts full of defiance!
We’ve nothing to prove
Once we slay the Alliance,
Down to a science!

Here comes the Horde
And here’s where we begin
Charging headlong to war
And you know that we’ll win.

Here comes the Horde
And the world’s gonna quake,
First we wiped out Southshore,
Then the Barrens we’ll take.

We’re drawin’ the line,
And if they don’t like hurtin’,
They’ll stay on their side,
And if they don’t, it’s certain
For them it’s curtains!

Here comes the Horde!
When we reach Dalaran
We won’t sign no accord—

UTVOCH:

Isn’t this Karazhan?

GARROSH: <glaring>

Dontrag, I told
You
Once:
WORD
BAN.

All exit, and the lights fade. After a few seconds, the lights gradually come up again, revealing a large room in the Violet Citadel of Dalaran. Rhonin paces around the middle of the room.

From stage right, Garrosh enters, followed by Mokvar, Liadrin, Faranell, Garona, Dontrag, and Utvoch.

From stage left, the Alliance contingent enters: Varian Wrynn, Jaina Proudmoore, Tyrande Whisperwind, Prophet Velen, Falstad Wildhammer, Shandris Feathermoon, Master Mathias Shaw, and Deliana.

As both groups enter, Rhonin mills about greeting them. No voices are audible, but it’s clear from the participants’ body language that they’re talking. Occasionally Garrosh is seen smacking Dontrag and/or Utvoch in the head.

From opposite sides of the room, Mokvar and Deliana notice each other, then begin to walk toward each other slowly at center stage. They meet in the middle of the room, just as, in the background, Rhonin waves Garrosh and Varian toward each other.

DELIANA: Mokvar…?

MOKVAR: I didn’t think I’d ever see you again, Liana…

In the background, Garrosh and Varian can be seen talking, growing increasingly animated, while Rhonin appears to try to calm them both down.

DELIANA: I…I was worried about you.

MOKVAR: <nods> I’d heard you were in Ironforge. I’m glad they didn’t get to you.

DELIANA: When the spectral assassins started coming for the others, I recruited help to try to appease Valthalak. I’d hoped they could do it before the assassins came for you, too.

MOKVAR: I did the same. Mostly to protect my own neck, but still.

DELIANA: <chuckles> Not for me? And here I thought I was something special.

MOKVAR: <laughs> Now you sound like my wife.

In the background, Garrosh and Varian storm angrily away from each other, then pause, turn, charge at each other, and start fighting as most of the rest of their respective groups collapse in closer.

DELIANA: Mokvar, something’s wrong.

MOKVAR: <glances over his shoulder at the fight> What was your first hint?

DELIANA: No, I mean…in Ironforge. A few days ago…I saw Theldren.

MOKVARWhat?

In the background, Rhonin jumps in close to Garrosh and Varian, then unleashes a burst of arcane energy that knocks them away from each other.

RHONIN: <muted by distance but audible> We have all lost a great deal in these conflicts – but we stand to lose everything if we do not stop fighting!

Mokvar and Deliana look back to each other; behind them, the two factions mill about on opposite sides of the room, watching each other guardedly.

MOKVAR: Wait…you saw TheldrenAlive?

DELIANA: <nods> He came to see Moira Thaurissan. I don’t know what about.

MOKVAR: I can’t believe he’s still alive…

DELIANA: It worries me. If he came out of hiding…or if he’s decided Blackrock Depths isn’t safe enough anymore as a hiding place…

At the right side of the stage, Dontrag and Utvoch begin to look curiously at Mokvar, pointing at him and gesturing to each other as they appear to talk. (Which they do. Endlessly. Because they’re Dontrag and Utvoch.)

MOKVAR: Liana…I’ve seen something, too.

Mokvar waves her closer; Deliana leans in nearer to him.

DELIANA: What? What’s wrong?

MOKVAR: It’s…him. He’s back. And he’s in Orgrimmar.

DELIANA: Who…? Not Valthalak?

MOKVAR: <shaking head> No, no, not Valthalak, but—

DELIANA: <eyes going wide> Oh…ohh…oh no, no…

To the side, Dontrag and Utvoch are joined by Garrosh.

UTVOCH: <aside> Warchief? What’s going on with Mokvar?

DONTRAG: <aside> He seems to be on pretty…um…good terms with that human.

GARROSH: <aside> Yeah…he does, doesn’t he…

Deliana looks around nervously.

DELIANA: Mokvar, why would he be in Orgrimmar? What is he doing there?

MOKVAR: Bending the Warchief’s ear, mostly…

DELIANA: He…? Oh no…Mokvar…

GARROSH: <aside> Seriously, wasn’t it enough that Thrall had that incomprehensible thing for Jaina? Is this going to be some new thing?

DONTRAG: <aside> Well, begging your pardon, most highly annoyable and punch-titious sir, she…well, she does have nice legs for a human.

UTVOCH: <aside> Eh, doesn’t really do much for me.

DONTRAG: <aside> No, because she doesn’t have hooves, Ut.

DELIANA: Mokvar, what are we going to do?

MOKVAR: I don’t know. He’s managed to get himself into Garrosh’s inner circle somehow. He’s practically become Garrosh’s inner circle. I don’t know if he’s even touchable at this point.

Garona joins Garrosh, Dontrag, and Utvoch.

GARONA: <aside> What are we all looking at?

DONTRAG: <aside> Mokvar putting the moves on some human, we think.

GARONA: <aside> Ugh, really? Why do you orc men always seem to go after everything but orc women?

GARROSH: <aside> You mean based on the example of an orc woman we have on hand?

DELIANA: Mokvar…I’ll try to see if I can learn anything.

MOKVAR: How?

DELIANABodley. I think I may still be able to reach his ghost…

MOKVAR: I’ll see if I can dig up anything on my end. When should we meet again?

DELIANA: Tomorrow? You know where…

MOKVAR: <nods> Be careful.

DELIANA: You too.

Mokvar and Deliana walk cautiously back to their respective sides of the room. The Alliance contingent begins to leave, while Mokvar appears to talk distractedly with Liadrin and Faranell.

GARROSH: I don’t like the looks of this fraternizing with the enemy at all…

MOKVAR: <aside> I’ll talk to you later, Edwin. I think I need a little air.

The lights dim on all but Mokvar as he walks away from the others and leaves. He steps offstage for a moment, then reenters; a spotlight follows him around the stage as he wanders through Dalaran.

 

{LIANA}

MOKVAR:

A name I never thought I’d hear again…
(Liana, Liana, Liana, Liana)
Since we fled long ago from the heart of a dragon’s den…
(Liana, Liana, Liana, Liana)

Liana!
I saw her again: Deliana.
But now we are aghast:
A shadow of the past
Is here.

Liana!
Stay safe, my old friend Deliana.
We may have just delayed
The bane of the Veiled Blade,
I fear.

Liana!
Go and seek out the ghost of Bodley,
While I question my contacts broadly.
Liana,
This all played out oddly.
Liana, Liana, Liana, Liana, Liana,
Liana, Liana, Liana, Liana, Liana.
All our efforts we’d best redouble:
We might be in a whole lot of trouble.
Liana,
WTB pally bubble…
Liana.

A name I never thought I’d hear again…
Liana.

Blackout.  At Valiance Keep, Varian and the other Alliance members enter.

JAINA: Are you really going to go through with this?

VARIAN: Did I look like I was joking when I agreed to it, Jaina?

JAINA: But one fight to determine the future of a whole continent?

SHANDRIS: It does sound like quite the gamble, Highness.

VARIAN: You sound like you don’t have faith in my chances against Garrosh, Shandris.

SHANDRIS: Hellscream does not have the best track record with regard to honorable combat, Highness.

VARIAN: Hence why I insisted we hold the duel in a setting where we can keep a close eye on him.

FALSTAD: He’ll be tryin’ somethin’ fer sure, Yer Highness, just ye watch.

VARIAN: At least in our own territory, we won’t have to worry as much about the place swarming with orcs.

VELEN: Hang on – swarming with orcs? That sounds like something the Legion would do! The Legion isn’t back, is it?

VARIAN: <rubbing forehead> No, Velen, the Legion isn’t back.

VELEN: You’d tell me, right? I need time to pack.

VARIAN: Believe me, the last thing I would ever do is get in the way of you packing.

JAINA: Speaking of which, if you do lose, do you really plan for us to…go through with it?

VARIAN: I made an agreement, Jaina: one battle, leader against leader, for control of Kalimdor, once and for all. I intend to honor it.

TYRANDE: I don’t much like this business of you gambling with the lands my people have called home for millennia.

VARIAN: Oh, hush, Tyrande.

TYRANDE: …

SHANDRIS: Oh no he didn’t.

TYRANDE: You are not nearly hot enough to get away with talking to me like that!

VARIANThe point is, I don’t intend to lose. And then you’ll be happy I took up the challenge, when the forests of Ashenvale are no longer crawling with orcs.

VELEN: Crawling with orcs! That’s it, not taking any chances – I’m out! Good luck, people.

Velen exits.

VARIAN: <sighs> Well, they don’t call him Bailin’ Velen for nothing, I suppose.

TYRANDE: Wanting the orcs out is all well and good, but taking such an all-or-nothing risk…

SHAW: Really, I don’t see what you’re so worried about. I mean…it’s just Kalimdor.

TYRANDE: Umm…what?

VARIAN: Seriously.

SHANDRIS: You…can’t be serious.

JAINA: You realize they’ve both lived there for thousands of years, right?

FALSTAD: Maybe ye could use a change o’ scenery, then.

VARIAN: I’m not disputing it would be a loss, but it’s not as if there’s a lot over there that’s irreplaceable…

TYRANDE: Are you not familiar with the World Tree?

SHAW: The one that burned with Archimonde and…hang on…nothing happened?

JAINA: I…don’t believe you three.

VARIAN: Oh, don’t worry about Jaina. She grew up in Kul Tiras and Dalaran but then she decided to go move into her own place and forget her old home.

JAINA: Not true! I remember it well.

 

{KALIMDOR}

JAINA:

Eastern Kingdoms:
A lovely visit.
I wouldn’t ever want to live it.
Greatest city there you found
Pulled itself out of the ground –
Dalaran’d rather float around!
Half the mountains burning.
Undead plague is churning.
I’ll take kingdom Theramore
(Well, till it ain’t there no more).

JAINA, TYRANDE, and SHANDRIS:

I like to be here in Kalimdor.
So much to see here in Kalimdor.
Make the orcs flee out of Kalimdor!

VARIAN:

Horde burning trees there in Kalimdor.

JAINA:

Winterspring sledding is so fun!

SHAW:

Look for a flight path – there ain’t none!

SHANDRIS:

Vast tranquil plains under blue sky.

VARIAN:

Barrens chat: listen once, you’ll cry.

JAINA:

Earn gold in Ratchet in Kalimdor.

FALSTAD:

Goblins will snatch it in Kalimdor!

TYRANDE:

Draenei chose to land in Kalimdor.

In the background, the Exodar flies by.

VARIAN: <pointing a thumb at the ship>

Velen just abandoned Kalimdor.

TYRANDE:

Historic places in Felwood.

VARIAN:

Illidan screwed that up real good.

JAINA:

Caverns of Time sifting sand, ha!

SHAW:

One slip and you’re your own grandma.

SHANDRIS:

Ysera greets you in Kalimdor!

FALSTAD:

Devilsaurs eat you in Kalimdor!

TYRANDE:

Night elves defiant in Kalimdor.

VARIAN:

Roaches are giant in Kalimdor.

JAINA:

Out to the forests – a fun romp!

SHAW:

Forests? You’re stuck in a damn swamp!

TYRANDE:

Titan creations in Uldum.

FALSTAD:

Those almost made the world go boom.

VARIAN:

So much frustration in Kalimdor.
Steak rules a nation in Kalimdor.
All your flirtation in Kalimdor!

JAINA: <glares and draws a dagger>

You risk castration in Kalimdor.

VARIAN:

You should come back to Kul Tiras.

SHANDRIS:

Not on the map – do they fear us?

VARIAN:

Garrosh will strike if you don’t fly.

JAINA:

Yeah, sure, I’d like to see him try.

Blackout. The stage is illuminated again, gradually, by fiery light, revealing the interior of Blackrock Mountain. Mokvar enters, stage left, and walks amid the rubble and stone, looking around cautiously.

The stage lights become brighter as Mokvar nears center stage, illuminating, above, the balcony leading to Blackrock Spire. From the entrance to the spire, Deliana enters, looking down.

DELIANA: Mokvar!

MOKVAR: <looking up> Liana! Are you all right up there?

DELIANA: Other than a few bruises from the fifteen times I tried to hop over to this blasted balcony and missed? Peachy.

MOKVAR: Yeah, I’m not taking my chances. Knowing my luck I’m liable to fall in the lava.

DELIANA: Does anyone know you’re here?

MOKVAR: No. You can tell that by the fact that I am here, and not dead.

DELIANA: <nods> I had to sneak out as well… I suspect Varian would be none too pleased if he knew I was meeting you.

MOKVAR: I’m pretty sure “none too pleased” would be the best case scenario with Garrosh.

DELIANA: Have you found out anything?

MOKVAR: Nothing very much. I’ve had to be fairly careful with my asking around, so I haven’t been able to dig as much as I’d like. I know Malkorok turned up in Orgrimmar some months ago, and rose through the ranks quickly. But nobody seems to know where he came from. Well, other than the obvious.

DELIANA: <nods> I can’t understand how he won Garrosh’ trust so quickly.

MOKVAR: How did he win Rend’s?

DELIANA: And how did that work out?

MOKVAR: I know… What about you? Were you able to…?

DELIANA: Yes… <sighs>

MOKVAR: The fact that you’re stopping there tells me it’s bad news.

DELIANA: Not much to go on, but it doesn’t sound good. I was only able to make contact briefly, but…there have been spectral assassins here. Leaving the spire. For the first time in years…

MOKVAR: There’s…about half a dozen ways to account for that, and none of them are good.

DELIANA: I know.

MOKVAR: Anything else?

DELIANA: That’s it so far. <sigh> I’d really hoped this was over years ago.

MOKVAR: So did I.

DELIANA: I suppose you reap what you sow, though, don’t you…

MOKVAR: Yeah… Well, what’s done is done. Nothing to be done about it now.

DELIANA: I know. Still, I wish I could just go back in time sometimes.

MOKVAR: No, you don’t. Trust me. It’s more headaches than it’s worth.

DELIANA: What do we do now?

MOKVAR: I’ll try to call in a few more of my contacts…I’ve got a few people still who owe me favors. Check around too, if you can…

DELIANA: I will. I’ll find a way to contact you one way or another in the next day or two.

MOKVAR: Be careful. If the wrong people find out what we’re doing, they’re not going to care what it is we’re actually talking about.

DELIANA: I know. Watch out for yourself, Mokvar.

MOKVAR: Have been for years. Stay safe, Liana.

Liana nods, then waves, and disappears into the spire doorway. Mokvar watches her go, looks around uneasily, and exits, stage right.

After Mokvar leaves the stage, a low whooshing sound is heard. To the left side of the stage, near one of the large stone blocks, Garona unstealths. She peers across the stage to the right side, a look of concern on her face, then stealths again.

The curtain closes.

 

{TO BE CONTINUED IN ACT 2…}