Another sampling
Seems like people really liked the little sample of their Warchief’s poetic skills from yesterday’s mailbag, so I thought I would try coming up with another one for you. Not as jokey as that last one, though…I actually can write real poetry, you know.
so much depends
upon
a red skinned
orc
drenched in human
blood
fuck you
varian
EPIC VERSE!
[Header image provided by Khizzara from Blog of the Treant, used here with permission and many thanks.]
Hail, Garrosh!
As a loyal member of the Alliance, I have a request if you’d be so kind: will you please please PLEASE assassinate Varian Wrynn so he will shut the fuck up?
Thanks!
~Euridice (yeah I’m a NE priest, already heard the jokes thanks)
HA! HahahaHAHA! You see? YOU SEE the LOYALTY inspired by that insipid human!! Yeah, I’ll do what I can, elf. Funny thing is, it would be done and done already if frigging Rhonin could have kept his damn nose out of our business a ways back. But oh NO, we have to stop fighting each other and focus on the Old God. Couple years later, yeah, good thing we focused up so WE DON’T HAVE ANY MORE OLD GOD PROBLEMS ANYMORE, RIGHT? Ugh…
How sad is that, though, dude is supposed to be leader of the Alliance and he’s got some of his own people openly rooting for him to be killed. Fucking pathetic.
Oh and small world, elf, I’m going to be visiting your beloved Ashenvale Forest as part of my outpost inspections in the next few days. HOPE YOU WEREN’T TOO ATTACHED TO THOSE TREES. And remember, if you see me there, RUN BEFORE I REND YOU INTO A TATTERED HEAP OF MUTILATED REMAINS. Thanks for the message. Keep reading.
Hey, cool, thanks for the reply! Personally speaking, my loyalty is to Tyrande, and Tyrande only. Humans are kind of smelly and dumb.
~Euridice
Hahah! HAH! Smelly and dumb! HAHAHA! *snort*
It’s funny because it’s true.
I like you, elf. Other than hating you to the depths of my soul. I may grant you a slightly less agonizing death, and I may grant it to you, unlike many of your kin, BEFORE forcing you to witness Darnassus consumed by raging flame!
If it’s any comfort, though, I’ll try to give you a front row seat for the public disemboweling of the pompous human king first. If I can swing it. Cross fingers.