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Spazzle Speaks: Tell Hell


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[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] i’m pretty sure ur wrong

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] hi mrbad

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] I’LL GO GET MY COPY SO WE CAN CHECK

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] i’m quite sure i’m not.

[Guild][Lor’themar] Greetings, MrBadcrumble!

You whispered to [EdwardBear | Ji]: hey ji – you feeling ok?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] no sweetie u dont have to

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi MBC

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Ah, Spazzle, I’m glad to see you on. I’d like to discuss something with you when you have a free moment.

[EdwardBear | Ji] whispered: yes, i think i’ll be ok

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey everyone

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: have you heard anything about mokvar?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] ugh well now hes flown off

You whispered to [Nightengayle | Garona]: not a thing

[EdwardBear | Ji] whispered: just a little sore.

You whispered to [Nightengayle | Garona]: why?  is there news?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] sure

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] oh hi baddie i didnt see u come on

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] do we have more IPs to trace or something?

You whispered to [EdwardBear | Ji]: well that’s good

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] No no, nothing quite so technical.

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: not that I know of

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] how’s it going, leslie?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] not bad

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] huh, really?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] same ol same ol really

You whispered to [EdwardBear | Ji]: well if you need anything let me know

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You sound surprised.

[LamontCranston] whispered: Hi there.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] well, after a while you kind of get used to it when people only want to talk to you because they can’t get their printer to work

You whispered to [LamontCranston] hi

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] OK HERE WE GO

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] SHERMAN’S CODEX RIGHT?

You whispered to [Nightengayle | Garona]: at this point I don’t think anything would surprise me, though

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] True… I suppose it comes with being one of the few tech literates in the cohort.

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: I know, right?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] what are you guys doing?

[LamontCranston] whispered: Are you busy?

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] volume 2, yes.

You whispered to [Nightengayle | Garona]: honestly I don’t understand what Mokvar could be thinking

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] THERES A VOLUME 2?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] you get used it mostly

You whispered to [LamontCranston]: a little

You whispered to [LamontCranston]: were you interested in the guild?

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: that’s the thing, though

[EdwardBear | Ji] whispered: thanks, i will

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] sorry if I’m slow

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] prof here is trying to tell me there’s teleportation magic that would let someone blink all the way to other worlds

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] trying to juggle a bunch of tells

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh I can sympathize.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] not that there ARE such spells, just that there’s a theoretical basis for them being possible, based on the distorted curvature of space surrounding high velocity blinking.

You whispered to [Nightengayle | Garona]: what is?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] and now we’re going to look it up and prove him wrong

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m fielding quite a few myself. Mostly from Lor’themar…I could swear, no sooner do I click back over to officer chat than his whisper tab lights up again.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] what’s going on?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] once we get volume 2…

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] it should be on the shelf below where you got that one.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Something or other with Garrosh and his demands. I’m not sure exactly.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] faded, dark red cover.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] fourth book from the left.

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] OK ON IT BRB

[LamontCranston] whispered: No, Spaz, it’s me.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] how do u know that?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] don’t let me interrupt if you’re talking to him

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] i have a very good memory.

[LamontCranston] whispered: Mokvar.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] wait, how are you not sure if he’s going on and on about it?

You whispered to [LamontCranston]: dksjghksdyhgd

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: for him to do all these things he’s been doing… killing the dwarf in ironforge, the deal with magatha, everything…

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: KNOWING I was watching him .. and I know he knew…

[EdwardBear | Ji] has logged off.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] No, it’s fine. I’m really just tabbing over every few lines and giving him a “right” or an “I can see how that would be frustrating” or an “I don’t blame you at all for being upset.”

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: he would have to be an idiot

[LamontCranston] whispered: Now before you go tabbing over to do an IP trace, I’m routing through a proxy server to log on.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] huh

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] isn’t that kind of risky?

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: and if there’s one thing we both know about mokvar, its that he’s not an idiot

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] OK NOW WE’RE IN BUSINESS

You whispered to [Nightengayle | Garona]: yeah

You whispered to [Nightengayle | Garona]: no kidding

You whispered to [Nightengayle | Garona]: 1 sec

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] you have volume 2?

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: kk

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] yea

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I mean, how do you know what he just said was about being upset and frustrated?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’ve known Lor’themar a long time.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] now i just have to find the part about long-distance blinking

You whispered to [LamontCranston]: hang on, since when do YOU know how to mask IPs??

You whispered to [LamontCranston]: and are you crazy?  what the hell are you doing??

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] page 273.

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] WOW REALLY?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] ok looking, hang on

[LamontCranston] whispered: Deliana called in a couple favors to set it up.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] right-hand column.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] under the diagram.

[LamontCranston] whispered: I just needed to get on for a minute to talk to you.

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] like i said, i have a good memory.

You whispered to [LamontCranston]: mokvar, you have to be careful – garona’s on and she was JUST asking about you

[LamontCranston] whispered: I saw her on. I whispered her with a dollar-spam ad and got her auto-ignore.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] sorry i’m going all quiet – trying to fix a bunch of things here

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] ok here we go, see it says it wouldn’t work

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] “blinking beyond azerothian gravitational bounds would prove impractical due to drag produced by the blinking subject’s carried mass.”

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] blinking beyond azerothian gravity would be impractical

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: hey spazzle, I know you’re probably still busy there

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Quite all right. As it happens, Lor’themar is growing needy even by Lor’themarian standards. I’m finding myself having to pay attention to some of his prattling.

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: I need to get going

You whispered to [LamontCranston]: what are you even doing on here?

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: I’m leaving for pandaria in the morning and I need to finish packing

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] right.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] is he still upset?

[Nightengayle | Garona] whispered: I’ll talk to you later

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] keep reading.

[LamontCranston] whispered: Like I said, I wanted to talk to you.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Insofar as he hasn’t spontaneously ceased to be Lor’themar, yes.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] oh

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] OH

[LamontCranston] whispered: I only have a minute, though.

[Nightengayle | Garona] has logged off.

You whispered to [LamontCranston]: ok…

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] “this obstacle could in theory be overcome by a dispersion of the grounding mass along the blinking vector via a highly concentrated arcane field”

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] oh…wow

[LamontCranston] whispered: You’re on the short list of people I feel like I can trust, and like I said, I need to talk to you.

[LamontCranston] whispered: But not here.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] which yes, we don’t know how to do yet.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] but we’re talking theory here.

[LamontCranston] whispered: Meet me in Everlook in two days.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] that’s really impressive you knew that

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] i read a lot.

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[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] yea but sherman’s codex volume 2?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] that would be so far down on my reading list i would probably never get to it

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] actually, I need to get off of here for a little while

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] heh, kids.  ;o)

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I know you wanted to talk to me about something – can we catch up later?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That’s fine.

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] HEY I’M THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If it’s easier, I can e-mail you about it as well.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] ok, sounds good

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] yes, and?

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Spazzle Speaks: Guild Chat Edition


Hi, everyone. Spazzle here. Since Mokvar and I will be sharing blogging duties with Garrosh on his way to Pandaria, I’m taking my turn today updating everyone on what’s going on in Orgrimmar.

And/or Earth:


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[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Are you sure you’re not Utvoch, Dontrag?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no i’m dontrag

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] i could swear we’ve talked about this before

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Because I feel fairly sure that you’re Dontrag, Utvoch.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hey, Spaz.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] again?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] really?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I know, I know, but honestly, it just never gets old! ^_^

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i really dont think so

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] i’m utvoch, he’s dontrag

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Perhaps we should refer to a third party to resolve the disagreement? Who is your commanding officer over in Kalimdor?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] cliffwalker

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] overlord cliffwalker

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Perhaps you should speak to him and ask him to confirm which of you is which.

[EdwardBear | Ji] has logged on.

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] huh maybe

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] we dont need to do that, he’s jsut going to say what we’re telling you now

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no not maybe ut UGH

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hey Ji

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well you won’t know until you ask him, now will you?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] hi mokvar

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] you know maybe she has a point

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] i’ll go find him

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no ut u idiot dont listen to her

[SteveKravitz | Utvoch] has logged off.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] oh dammit

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] feeling ok?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, I’m fine.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Personally, that only supports my original point.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] what does

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] You are having entirely too much fun with this.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That he left to find Overlord Cliffwalker just now.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] y

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I really am. ^_^

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh, watch this.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] b

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] what does b mean

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I believe B is the second letter of the alphabet.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] by the way, has garona been on lately?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Although, since Mokvar is the scribe here, perhaps you should confirm with him.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i got one of those rooster pets she was trying to farm

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no i know its a letter

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Huzzah, the spirit of literacy liveth!

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] what spirit

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] like a ghost or something

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] she IS the banshee queen

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] maybe it’s someone over in the undercity

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well well look at our quiet little webmaster coming out of his shell! ^_^

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] 😉

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well I’ll see you and raise you…

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Edward, I don’t remember seeing Garona on for a couple days

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] It’s actually the nickname of the phantasm who’s our assistant inscription trainer here.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] She might just be logging on at odd hours.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] maybe garrosh should have had them come audition for the temp scribe job

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oooh, trumped by the goblin!

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i’m confused

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And all is right with the world.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I’m showing nightengayle’s last login four days ago

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] um ok

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no but like

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] ya i know b is a letter

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] but what did u say it for?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well, you said “y”.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] um ok

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You did. You can scroll up and check if you don’t believe me.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] oh ok … well hopefully i’ll catch her on soon to give it to her

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] I will bet you 1000 gold he’s scrolling up right now.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I said it supported my point that Dontrag left to go talk to Overlord Cliffwalker, and you said “y”.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] ya ok i see that

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And so I said “b”.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] ya but how come?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well, I just assumed we were typing random letters. Is that not how this works?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] oh

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no that was y like in why

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh. Are your “w” and “h” keys not working?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Maybe Spazzle could have a look at them for you.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Ed, you could always just mail it to her for whenever she logs on, that was you don’t have to be watching for her.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no my keyboard is ok

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] it saves time

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh, were you in a hurry?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Are you going somewhere?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] To go find Overlord Cliffwalker, perhaps?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] oh wow really?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] there’s mail?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Do you craft this stuff beforehand or are you just making it up on the fly?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Because honestly, I’m not sure which one would make you more of a genius.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Um

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah ed – you never noticed the post offices in each city?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah there is.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] What’s sad is that there’s actually a whole extra layer to this that he’s never going to get to on his own.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh… oh wow.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no its just faster

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] haha yea

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] I mean, granted he’s very new to the game.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That poor, poor, adorably clueless little bear…

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i guess i never looked inside those to see what they were for

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Ah, I see. Hurry up and wait.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] wait for what?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yea but he’s level 27

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, Ed, if you go in there you can send things to other people in-game.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Just like in real life, only it takes a couple days rather than an hour to deliver, for some reason.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Perhaps for Dontrag to return and confirm that it is in fact you who is Utvoch.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i’m not utvoch

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] So you say.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] ya so i say cuz i am

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i mean i’m not

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] not utvoch

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’ll go ahead and nudge him through; I don’t want to leave this other part on the shelf, and he’s never going to get to it by himself.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] But as I was saying, the fact that Dontrag went to talk to Overlord Cliffwalker just confirms that I’m right.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] y

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] q

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] g

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] w

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i mean why

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] hey are u guys messing with me now

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] y would you think that?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Because, between Dontrag and Utvoch, Dontrag has always been the more circumspect, so if one of you were going to make the effort to seek confirmation on this question, it would be Dontrag.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] but i’m dontrag

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Then why aren’t you checking on this with Overlord Cliffwalker?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If you -are- Dontrag, let me say in no uncertain terms, you’re being out-Dontragged.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] ok fine then

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i’ll go ask him

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] and watch what he says

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] by the way, mokvar, did you still want to leave this afternoon

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I only wish I could be there with you when you ask him.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] ya me too

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] anyway whatever

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] If that works for you, Ed, sure.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] be back later

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] where are you guys going?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Goodbye, Utvoch.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] later ut

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] See you later, Utvoch.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] ugh

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] fuck it

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] we’re going to take a trip to winterspring, spazzle

[GilbertRose | Dontrag] has logged off.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] what are you going to be doing up there?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Not for anything, but we probably want to be more careful about using real names in guild chat anyway.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] You know, in case you-know-whos 1 or 2 come on.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] there’s a place called timbermaw hold

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] mokvar says there’s a race there that seems similar to the pandaren

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I don’t know if it’s a case of “or”

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I don’t think I’ve ever seen just one of them on

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] so he’s taking me to visit so i can see if we might have some common ancestry

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] oh yeah, the furbolg

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] True, Mokvar, although everyone seems to be fairly aware of it when Jaina and Kalecgos are around.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh, so they’re one of THOSE couples…

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] come to think of it

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] would you like to come?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i think we’re stopping at a goblin town on the way, aren’t we, mokvar?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Everlook, yeah.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] so you know them up there, spazzle?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] oh so all us goblins must know each other huh?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] kinda racist

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] um

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i mean

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] kidding

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] oh

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] whew

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Someone’s feeling lively today.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] I’m sure Spazzle’s got his own stuff to do anyway, Ed.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] kind of a shame garrosh is missing out on the trip to timbermaw hold, though

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] because of the archbishop thing

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh yeah, that’s right.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Pardon?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] There’s some little-known technicality with the Timbermaw furbolgs.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] whoever’s warchief, they consider an archbishop

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m…fairly sure I’m better off not knowing how that happened.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] so yeah, he probably would have wanted to go

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Still, just as well I suppose.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Although it IS kind of a shame we have to miss seeing him in the funny hat.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] speaking of which, has anyone heard anything from garrosh yet?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Not me.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Nor I. I would imagine he’s still in transit.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] They were saying a couple days’ trip, but I got the sense they were being optimistic about the weather.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] ah ok

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Let me check something, actually.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I will say, it’s been much quieter in guild chat since he’s been away.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Ed, when you came up from Pandaria, how long did the flight take?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] With a precipitous decrease in the amount of typing in caps.

[HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] has logged on.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] hi puff

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And as if in response. Well played, universe.

[Proudleslie | Jaina] has logged on.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] bartleby, it was a little under two days

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey honaleepuff

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey leslie

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] HELLO EVERYONE

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Ah, okay. And that was flying. By sea would be longer, I would figure.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] hi mbc

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Greetings, you two. Your logins are getting more and more tightly timed.


[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] flying from where?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] How charmingly codependent.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] pandaria

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] we were just trying to ballpark how long it takes to get there

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] oh wow small world

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] my friend is on his way there now

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh really, Leslie? Business or pleasure?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] business mostly lol

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] his son is down there too though so i guess he’s looking forward to meeting up

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] uh oh

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] am i guessing right?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah. And…oh no.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] How interesting, Leslie. What’s his son doing down there, if I might inquire? And whereabouts, as far as you’re aware?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] i’m not sure really

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] last i heard he was trying to work on his studies with some of the locals

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] How industrious.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m sure there’s much for him to learn there.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] lol if he doesnt get himself in to much trouble

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh, what could he do there to get into trouble?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] hehe

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] anyway i get the feeling garrosh is going to want me doing some e-sleuthing when he hears about this

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] so i should get start working on something i can tell him

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] No, really. Do you have any thoughts on possible examples? I’m just curious about such things.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] See you later, Spaz.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] For my nephew, that is.

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Sure, fine, as far as informational blog posts go, this is kind of cheating. At least I’m not subjecting everyone to bad poetry!


Ragequitters never win


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[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] well that’s the problem with arcane, though.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] for me anyway.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] how you u mean?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi pwn

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hey, boss.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey everyone

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] well basically it’s just that since the magic isn’t strictly -alive-, it doesn’t read tone very well.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] ?

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] hi pwn

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] so i have to be careful what i say, because the magic tends to take sarcasm literally.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] well i mean, why wouldnt it?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What did I just walk in on?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Or do I not want to know?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] This one is pretty harmless.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Edwin and Jaina are deep into magic shop talk.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Ah

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] how are you doing, pwn?

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] well i tend to rely pretty heavily on sarcasm in my day-to-day communication.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Doing okay, gayle

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] hello omgipwnedurface.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] yeah, pretty much any time he says something, you want to picture him rolling his eyes

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] good to see you as always.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] see, case in point.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] oh lol

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] well that might be hard since i dont know what u look like

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] probably just as well.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] i haven’t aged well.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] lol its ok i like older guys =)

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh i remember that phase

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] HEY NOW

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] NO FLIRTING WITH OTHER MEN!

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] lol dont worry sweetie

[Lorthemar] has logged on.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi lorthemar

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] JUST KIDDING

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] I KNOW YOU’RE NOT LIKE THAT LOL

[Guild][Lorthemar] Greetings, all.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Wow…you know, part of me wants to make a Jaina joke there

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] but mostly I’m just thinking…that poor dragon

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hey, Lorthemar.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] hi lor

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] I still say scalies just creep me out.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] are you new in the guild?

[Guild][Lorthemar] No.

[Guild][Lorthemar] sigh

[Guild][Lorthemar] Why does everyone keep asking me that? I’ve been in the guild for months.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] oh ok

[Guild][Lorthemar] I don’t understand why people can’t remember who I am.

[LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] has earned the achievement [Q’est-ce Que C’est]

[LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] has earned the achievement [United Nations]!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] grats BQ!

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] grats

[Guild][Lorthemar] Congratulations!

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Thank you, all. ^_^

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Wait, you got the United Nations achievement?

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] unless the game ui is trying to pull a fast one on you.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Indeed!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Exalted with EVERY national faction? HOW?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Admittedly, that last rep grind was particularly onerous.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Which one?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] France.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh geez yeah

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The French don’t like anybody

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Not so; they’re quite fond of me now.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh actually, let me take care of this while I’m thinking of it

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] What’s that?

[EdwardBear | Ji] has joined the guild.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] welcome!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] welcome ed

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Who’s this now?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Ji Firepaw

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] He overheard me talking about the game with Spazzle a couple days ago and got curious

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Ah…well this should be entertaining.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] How are the new pandaren recruits working out so far, Warchief?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Eh…sort of a mixed bag

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] They mean well, but…I don’t know. We’ll see

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] brb

[Guild][Lorthemar] Welcome to the guild!

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] So I’m guessing he’s REALLY newbish.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, he’s going to be pretty green

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Speaking of which

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] he seems quiet.

[GilbertRose | Dontrag] has logged on.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi gil

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Edward, type /g to talk in guild chat

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Hello, Utvoch.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] can you see this?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] ah there we are

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no this is dontrag

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Welcome aboard, Ed.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Greetings, Edward.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Is this your first time logging onto Earth Online in general?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And, are you sure, Utvoch? I could swear you were Utvoch, Dontrag.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] no, i logged on for a little while last night

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] it looks fun

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] yes i’m sure

[Guild][Lorthemar] Oh, so this is your first Earth Online character?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] we’ve talked about this before

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] yes

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well if you’re so sure about it, I don’t see why we would have had to discuss it repeatedly.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] But if you insist, I suppose I’ll take your word on being Dontrag, Utvoch.

[Guild][Lorthemar] A double welcome to you, then!

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] thank you

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] ok good

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] are you new too?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You really love messing with him, don’t you?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Why yes. Yes I do.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Whichever one of them he actually is.

[Guild][Lorthemar] sigh

[Guild][Lorthemar] No, I’m not.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Can you blame me, really?

[Guild][Lorthemar] I’m not new.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] are you sure your not new lor?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag]   dont think i’ve seen you on before

[Guild][Lorthemar] Yes I’m sure.

[Guild][Lorthemar] I’m not new, for the hundredth time.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] well of course you’re not new for the hundredth time. that wouldn’t be new.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] you can only be new once.

[Guild][Lorthemar] …

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] what class are you playing ed?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Just say the word if you need any help with anything, Edward.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] I know some things can be a little confusing at first.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] a farmer

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Hmm, I’ve never played one of those.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] they don’t really sound too exciting to play

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh hey, I’ve got my Refer-a-Friend pet now

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] What kind?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You should have gotten one too, Edward

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] A dog

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] don’t you already have one?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] how do i get it?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, but the RAF is a random draw from a bunch of breeds

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] There are a lot of different breeds.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] You already have it, Edward.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So for instance, this one I just got is a cocker spaniel

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] If you go to the bottom of your screen, you can open your pet catalog.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] omg i love the new pet sparring!

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] ok

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] oh there it is

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] what kind did you get?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] how can i see the details?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Right click on it.

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] anyway we should get going, we have lunch plans

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] bye leslie

[Guild][Lorthemar] Eat well!

[Guild][HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] BYE EVERYONE

[Guild][Proudleslie | Jaina] byeeeee

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] ok i think i see it now

[Proudleslie | Jaina] has logged off.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] What’s the verdict?

[HonaleePuff | Kalecgos] has logged off.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] it says it’s called a poodle

[Guild][Lorthemar] You can name it, too, if you want to.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Those are those fru-fru looking dogs, right?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] they’re supposed to be smart

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] how do i do that?

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] you mean they make good spellcasters? or the coders gave them a slightly less nonsensical AI?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Right click again, then pick “rename.”

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] ok

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] thank you

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] No problem.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] By the way, Garrosh, did you ever end up talking to the orphanage about Gurtash?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, I put out a few feelers

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Gurtash is that orphan boy who’s been helping take care of the Warchief’s wyvern?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Garrosh was thinking of maybe seeing about adopting him.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] ok done

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] done what?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That’s…that’s remarkable.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Right now Battlewail has me in a holding pattern. Something about questions about my temperament

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i named the pet

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh nice

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] A preposterous dispersion against your character, Warchief.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So there’s some meeting they want me to go to with Social Services later this week

[SteveKravitz | Utvoch] has logged on.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi steve

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] hey

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hang on…we have a Department of Social Services?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Who knew, right?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That -had- to have been a Thrall program.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, I mean…where the hell have THEY been?

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] hi guys

[Guild][Lorthemar] So what did you end up naming the pet, Edward?

[Guild][Lorthemar] Greetings, Steve!

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i named her winnie

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, I know

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] sup man

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Not sure what the deal is with the meeting, but I guess some of the pandas are involved somehow

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] after my aunt, jae win

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] she had similarly poofy hair

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] not too much

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, not too clear about any more than that

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh actually

[Guild][Lorthemar] That works.

[Guild][Lorthemar] Winnie the poodle has a certain ring to it.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] thanks

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] oh hey who’s the new guy?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey Ji, quick question

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i just joined the guild today

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] nice to meet you

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] no not you

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] yes warchief? i mean guildmaster

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] i meant the other new guy

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] lorthemar

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You might know something about this

[Guild][Lorthemar] ugh

[Guild][Lorthemar] Okay, SERIOUSLY

[Guild][Lorthemar] Enough is enough already.

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] ?

[Guild][Lorthemar] Oh sure, “?” at me

[Guild][Lorthemar] Well I’ll see your “?” and raise you a “!!!”

[Guild][Lorthemar] Because I’m SICK AND TIRED of nobody around here ever knowing WHO THE HELL I AM

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Um, what’s this guy’s damage?

[Guild][Lorthemar] So I’m going to explain this ONE MORE TIME


[Guild][Lorthemar] I

[Guild][Lorthemar] AM NOT

[Guild][Lorthemar] NEW

[Guild][Lorthemar] Is that CLEAR enough for you IDIOTS?






[Guild][Lorthemar] It NOT HARD to remember that part

[Guild][Lorthemar] LOOK

[Guild][Lorthemar] <–


[Guild][Lorthemar] “Lorthemar”…IS LOR’THEMAR

[Guild][Lorthemar] THAT’S ME



[Guild][Lorthemar] ME

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] oh hi, lorthemar. welcome to the guild.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] did you just join?

[Guild][Lorthemar] sdfghliuhurtyhweuirthlidrhglsdajghfljksdhg


[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] um no prof he just said he’s been in the guild a while

[Lorthemar] has logged off.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] well what crawled up his ass?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] He’s a blood elf. Who knows

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] um

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] people don’t usually get that upset about this game, do they?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Um, well…

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] your naivete is adorable.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Quick pointer, Ji…don’t queue for any battlegrounds.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] or dungeons

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Or pay attention to trade chat when you’re in the major cities.

[Guild][ProfHubert | Faranell] and while you’re at it you might just want to uninstall the whole game right now and cancel your internet service.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] oh. um.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i guess i’ll go back to leveling

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Where in the world are you?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] orgrimmar

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] No, I mean, where in the game?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] But like I was starting to say like ten minutes ago

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i just got sent to a region called siberia

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Do you know anything about these meetings your panda friends are working on for Social Services, Ji?

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] a little bit, yes sir

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] the orphan matron suggested i arrange for some of my people to help

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] since pandaren culture places great value on being centered and grounded emotionally

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, you guys do seem very even keel

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] we try to be, yes sir

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] so a few of my people are helping hold some sessions on some of our methods and principles

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] particularly for controlling anger

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] …

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So ANOTHER one basically telling me I have a temper?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] see i TOLD you you needed to work on not being angry all the time

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] YOU stay out of this

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] oh hey

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] well clearly i’m not the only one thinking it!

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Clearly a sign of their failure to appreciate the pressures and stresses that come with the laudable work you do day in and day out.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] When you’re not playing video games or blogging.

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] i was going around fighting a few things for xp, when these mobster npcs attacked me and ran off

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] and now i have things missing from my inventory

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh those russian mob guys are nasty

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] You said you were in Siberia?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, so I think I need to go do some checking on this

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ll be back

[Guild][EdwardBear | Ji] yes

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, you have to watch for that.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] In Soviet Russia, mobs farm you.

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Now Inviting: F Y V


Hi everyone — a quick out-of-character announcement from Averry.

I’d mentioned in response to a comment a little while back that I was planning to create a guild for friends and readers of blog-Garrosh to come hang out an meet each other. I finally got around to creating the guild about a week ago (I didn’t want to interrupt the recent alternate-reality story with an announcement at the time), and so now, come one, come all, <F Y V> is now ready and waiting with open arms!

Ultimately the guild is going to be a (mostly) alt guild for screwing around and socializing, although I wouldn’t be above using it to instigate a cross-realm retro-ish raid or two as time goes on. Above all else, I thought it might be a good way to meet some more readers and fellow bloggers, since I don’t often get to interact with you all directly while tucked away behind the Garrosh persona.

So, if you’re interested and dropping by and saying hello, <F Y V> is located on Kargath-US server, and run by a certain goblin by the name of Spazzlefizz. If Spazzle himself isn’t online, feel free to look for me under my Battlenet tag, Averry#1116.

That’s all from me for now! We now return to the imminent destruction of Theramore…

Be seeing you,



Roundhouse cleave to the face


I’ve got a return trip to Hearthglen lined up for tomorrow, but between then and now I figured I’d put in a little game time. In this case, though, I got to unveil a little surprise to the rest of the guild…


[You have logged on.]

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] oh wow thats freaky

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah, that’s really weird

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh you’ve got no idea. This guy was a flake even by Mylune standards.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi garrosh

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] heya boss

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Sup, guys

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hey, chief. I was just telling everyone about Tembw’bam out in ZG.

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] hello sir

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I kind of wish I’d been there to see it, sounds like he was a real hoot

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You could say that, yeah…

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] wait could he turn into an owl too?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Not that kind of a hoot.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] theres different kinds?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] wow your an idiot

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I mean I think he sounds entertaining

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] oh

[LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] has logged on.

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] he sounds like kind of a moron if you ask me

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] are you talking about tembwbam or dontrag?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey Sylvanas

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Does it really matter, as far as accuracy?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Hello, Spazzle.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] tembwbam

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Haha

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no i’m dontrag

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Are you sure?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I thought you were Utvoch.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no he’s utvoch

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] i’m utvoch

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] yah thats what i said

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] only i said he instead of i

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Hmm, I could swear you were Utvoch, Dontrag.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You really do enjoy messing with them, don’t you?

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] huh are you sure

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no she cant be sure if she’s wrong

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I hardly think I’m wrong.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] In fact, I’m quite sure you’re Utvoch, Dontrag.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] haha

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] huh so that would make me dontrag?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no your not dontrag utvoch

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Can you blame me, really?

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] i dont know, she seems pretty sure

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Look at them.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] she’s messing with you you moron

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol this is epic

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] It’s like spinning a dog around hundreds of times, and then playing catch with it.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] See what I mean? Plenty of moron to go around…

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol, ok point taken

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Not so. I’m pretty sure most dogs could outwit either of them.

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] she is? oh damn

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So anyway… Yeah, the dude from ZG was a piece of work.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh so speaking of which, garrosh

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] how come you wanted a rogue for the trip to STV and you didn’t invite me?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh for fuck’s sake…

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] i know i’ve told you about how i like the beaches down there

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’m sure you did

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] right, so?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Whether I was listening at the time is a whole other question

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] haha

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] ouch!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] omg

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] seriously though why would you take krog instead?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hang on, tabbing out

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh sure, tab out now

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ugh

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I wouldn’t worry about it too much, Garona.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m sure the Warchief had his reasons.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] yea well we’ll see

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Okay, so what’s the catch there going to be?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] There’s no catch.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m not *always* trolling, you know.

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] ok so dontrag and i just went over this and we’re pretty sure he’s dontrag and i’m utvoch

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well I’m glad we’ve finally been able to put this mystery to rest.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, back

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] i know, that was going to bother me till we figured it out

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I had to help someone get set up on the game

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] New player so I’ve been having to walk him through setting it up

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh cool, anyone we know?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Haha, yep

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Nice, who is it?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You’ll see in a minute

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] did you remember to use your refer-a-friend for them?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh hell yes

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I want my hang glider

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh ok

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, here we go

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] This is going to be epic

[ChuckNorris | Saurfang] has joined the guild.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] welcome Chuck

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi chuck

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So yeah, you guys might know ChuckNorris here better by his real life name, Varok Saurfang

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] whoa

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] holy shit!

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh HELL yes!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Haha, yeah, I finally convinced him to give it a try for the freebie month

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Greetings, High Overlord!

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] welcome, sir!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Saurfang, if you type /g it’ll set your chat line to type here in the guild chat

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] greetings overlord

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] is this working?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yup

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] reading you loud and clear, sir

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] ah, there we are.  greetings and honor to you all, friends.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Welcome to the guild, Overlord.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] LivinDeadGrl here is Sylvanas, Saurfang

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] a pleasure to ‘see’ you, as it were, dark lady

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And you as well, Overlord.

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] no need here for such formality, dark lady. we are all soldiers of the horde and friends here; ‘varok’ will suffice.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Or Rokky

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Haha! Rokky it is!

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] no, most certainly not ‘rokky’

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yes, sir, Rokky struck from the record, check.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Anyway, Saurfang, let me do the quick introductions here, so you know who’s who

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] We covered Sylvanas… Bartleby is Mokvar… MrBadcrumble is Spazzle Fizzletrinket, I think you met him a couple times…

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ahem

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Ugh, fine. Nightengayle is Garona…

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] a pleasure as always, Saurfang!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And SteveKravitz and GilbertRose are Dontrag and Utvoch, in some order, nobody really remembers which

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i’m dontrag

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Also nobody really gives a shit

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] sorry our existence isn’t more relevant sir

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] a moment, i should note all this down.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ll hook you up later with a mod that will let you add a note to people’s names in-game to help keep track of everyone

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] If you need help with anything while you’re getting the hang of the game, sir, don’t be reluctant to speak up

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah we can definitely help give you an armed escort wherever

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] many thanks to you all, friends. i suspect it will take some doing before I am adequately acclimated to the environment here

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Also, Sylvanas?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes, Warchief?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] If you start asking him about the warlocks or what Dranosh means again, I will end you

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I can’t imagine why you would think such a thing of me, Warchief…

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] so what class are you playing, saurfang?

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] i believe this is called a ‘texas ranger’

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] oh hey i bet sylvanas could show you a lot about that class

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] No

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] uh no

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] no

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] i thought she was a ranger

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Not that kind of ranger

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] is she a different spec or something?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] spirits help me i wish i could stunlock people over the internet sometimes

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m a Dark Ranger. It’s not the same thing.

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] so the ranger talent trees are dark, texas and what else?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Utvoch

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] yes sir

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Stop talking before I come over there and chop you up into many many tiny little pieces

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] yes sir

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] sorry sir

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] At any rate, I had really only come on to check on my auctions. I need to leave for a meeting for the moment.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] later, Sylvanas

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] bye BQ

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] farewell, dark lady. honor go with you.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Back soon! ^_^

[LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] has logged off.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] So I’m guessing you’re at the ranch starting zone, Saurfang?

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] it would appear so, yes

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] there appears to be a peculiarly liveried human here who, inexplicably, has an exclamation point hovering above his head.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] that means he has a quest for you

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Right-click on him and he’ll show you a write-up of what he wants you to do.

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] ah, interesting. a moment…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ll head over to the starter zone in a minute and give you a few dollars to get you going

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] did you get the quest, Saurfang?

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] a moment, i’m still reading.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Ah, he must be reading all the quest text.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] People do that?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Apparently.

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] indeed. i would hate to overlook some critical detail, as i’m sure this ‘rancher’ fellow’s monologue must include information that will hold some importance later on.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh wow, that’s so cute

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Well, he’s new. No harm in taking his time and soaking it all in.

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] it appears i am needed to acquire a hot iron and brand six of the cattle in the nearby pens.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] the branding iron should be kind of shining now, so you can spot it

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] i must say, this does not at the outset appear to be the sort of heroic undertaking i might have supposed a fantasy adventure would present.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The early quests are pretty simple, so you can get used to the game mechanics

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] To be fair, the quests never exactly get particularly complicated.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Well yeah, but at least you get some bigger and badder stuff to fight.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Eventually as you level up, you get new zones opened up for you to quest in, too

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] There’s also an expansion coming up that’s going to add a whole new continent to the game

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] have they announced a release date yet for land down under?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] I doubt he’ll be max level before Down Under comes out, though.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah, LDU’s coming out in like another month and a half

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] well then, that mission is completed, uninspiring though it was.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] he should have a follow-up for you now

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] indeed. a moment while i read.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] someday when he’s all hardcore and speeding through quests we’ll look back at this and laugh

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] haha

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Watch, in a week he’ll be better than all of us

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] He’s Saurfang, he probably already is.

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] hmm, so it would seem that the ranch’s livestock has taken losses recently due to itinerant vermin.

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] i am being called upon to hunt down some dozen of the coyotes lurking about and slay them.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] There you go, that should be more up your alley

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] i will grant that this mission sounds a bit more promising, although i’m at something of a loss as to why the rancher would specify twelve of the creatures.

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] if the vermin are proving problematic, would it not make more sense for me to stay at my task until they have been eliminated altogether?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] respawn timer would make that a real pain

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] It’s probably best not to overthink these things.

[Nightengayle | Garona] has earned the achievement [Level 50]!

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] grats

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Grats, Garona!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] whew, finally

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] and thanks

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] now to start gearing

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] hmm, that coyote died rather easily.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] I would imagine you’re used to that happening.

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] indeed.

[Guild][ChuckNorris | Saurfang] now for the next animal. i appear to have an ability called ‘roundhouse kick’; let me see what it does on this one.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] go for it

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[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] what was that??

[Bartleby | Mokvar] has logged on.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Damned if I know…

[MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] has logged on.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] did you guys just get knocked off too?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] i swear that wasn’t me this time…

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, I did.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Same here

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle]  hmm let me check something

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] that was so weird

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, I can’t remember that ever happening to me before

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Even when my internet cuts out, it doesn’t just boot me right away I like that, I end up just hanging for a couple minutes first

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] oh wow

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] it looks like the whole server got knocked offline for a minute

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh yikes

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] i wonder what caused it

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] You know, come to think of it…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Well, either way, Saurfang is probably all confused now

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Let me go see if I can track him down and get him situated again

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ll be back in a few maybe…

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] later boss

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] bye garrosh

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“Perhaps I should stick to this Saronite Sweeper game instead…”


Well who woulda thought…


Remember that guy Lor’themar from my Earth Online guild? Some friend of Sylvanas. I’m guessing she probably knew him back in Silvermoon back before, you know, the whole corpsey-ghosty-undeathy thing. Which I’ll grant has to do a number on your social circle, especially if your particular brand of undeath winds up being the brain-eating zombie variety. Come to think of it, I don’t know if I’ve ever really given Sylvanas props for keeping the whole brain-eating thing to a minimum among her people. Because spirits know we’ve got enough mental defectives around here without me having underlings going LITERALLY brainless to boot.

Anyway. The point is, turns out that Lor’themar guy has actually turned out useful for something. I guess Sylvanas was talking with him about the whole Southshore situation, and what we learned from Tirion the other day about the Ashbringer and the crystal and whatnot. As it happens, he’s got a contact up there in Silvermoon that he thinks might be useful to us – Lady Liadrin, the leader of the Silvermoon Blood Knights. Which I’ve got to admit, at first I thought was the name of a sports team, and I was kind of hoping for a minute it was beach volleyball, because for serious could you imagine what the blood elf team…you know what, never mind. I get enough hate mail as it is. So anyhow, “Blood Knights” is the fancy shmancy name the blood elves have for their paladins, and Liadrin happens to be the matriarch of the whole order.

I know, right? Who would have guessed Lor’themar would be in good with someone important up there?

I guess Sylvanas was explaining what we know to Lor’themar, and Lor’themar thought this rang a few bells and explained it to Liadrin, and somehow by the end of this rumor chain Liadrin had the idea that the dark crystal turned light crystal that Tirion was talking about might have some connection to the Naaru. You know…those big crystally talking chandelier things that the draenei seem to think are a big deal. Her idea is that what Tirion was describing from his meeting in old Southshore sounded an awful lot like the end of a Naaru’s life cycle, or some mojo Velen did with some dead Naaru’s essence at the Sunwell. Which I’m surprised Velen had the time to do, by the way, since I would have figured by that point he would have been busy looking for another unsuspecting world to lead the frigging Burning Legion to and then leave to fend for itself. Not that I’m holding any grudges or anything.

Anyway, she seems pretty keen on following up on this, so I’m going to try to bring her into the circle. At the moment, though, I’m not sure where we’re going to go from here, since our only lead at this point consists of a meeting from ten years ago between a bunch of people who are all dead now, except for one of them, who is Tirion. I’m honestly not sure which of those two groupings came out on the better end of the situation. Either way, it seems like we’re at a dead end unless we can think of something.

So I think this is my cue to go close myself away and start thinking deep thoughts, because honestly…look around at the rest of these people. You really want to roll the dice on any of THEM coming up with something clever?


Remembrance of the dead


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[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

[Guild][ProfHubert] if we only had a silver piece for every time one of us has said that lol

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Greetings, Warchief.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Evening, Sylvanas

[Guild][ProfHubert] hello sir

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Who’s this guy?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | SylvanasMaster Apothecary Faranell, one of my aides here in the Undercity.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] He had asked about the guild while you were busy this week.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey Prof

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] We didn’t want to bother you with it while you were doing more important things, so we decided to go ahead and invite him.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Welcome to the guild

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Hopefully that’s all right with you, Warchief.

[Guild][ProfHubert] thank you sir

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, that’s fine

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You guys can go ahead and invite people if you’re pretty comfortable with them

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You’re sure about who this guy is, right?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh hey, Prof, based on your name, are you playing the teacher class too?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes, sir. I see him in person on a daily basis.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, good

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I want to start being more careful screening people coming into the guild

[Guild][ProfHubert] no, actually this character is a zookeeper

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Of course, sir.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah?  You don’t see too many of those around

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Did you get my message about the plague?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes, sir, this morning. I was actually just passing word on to Faranell to put a halt to any further experiments.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Fortunately we had only just recommenced our tests, as our attempts to work on a new plague had, of course, been shelved for quite some time.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, good

[Guild][ProfHubert] i noticed that yes

[Guild][ProfHubert] all the animals in the game are so mundane, i thought i might be able to find a way to enhance some of the breeds

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I was just too angry for my own good when I gave you the go-ahead for that

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] But then you probably already realize that

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Understandable, Warchief.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Can you do that?

[Guild][ProfHubert] we’ll find out, won’t we

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Are you dealing with matters a bit better now?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’m not sure what would count as “better”

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] True.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’m going to head back to Nagrand in a day or two to spend a little time

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Visit Greatmother, that kind of thing

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Probably wise, indeed.

[Guild][ProfHubert] brb

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Of course in a perfect world I would intercept you-know-who on my way through the Dark Portal

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If I might offer a word of advice, Warchief.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What’s that?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | SylvanasYour anger at Magatha Grimtotem is certainly justified, but I would urge you not to let your desire for vengeance to preoccupy your thoughts too greatly.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I know only too well what it’s like to crave revenge against an enemy above all else.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I know all about you and Arthas, Sylvanas

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] With all due respect, Warchief, I truly doubt that you do.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] But you’re right, insofar as avenging myself on the Lich King occupied nearly my every thought for quite some time.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Worked out for you I’d say

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You got to see him dead

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes. And then I found myself with the minor dilemma of what else to think about.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If I might make a suggestion, Warchief.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] This should be good

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] No one would dispute that Magatha’s actions were monstrous, or that her motives were vile. You are right to be angry, and should fate present the opportunity, it is just that she should be called to account. This much is beyond contention.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] In the interim, however, I would merely suggest attempting to focus less on what she took from you, and more on what she unwittingly gave.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The fuck are you talking about, what she gave?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, I’m certain that I do not need to tell you I am no stranger to loss.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, yeah, we’ve all heard about the story about the Scourge in Quel’thalas a thousand times, Sylvanas

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] There is that, yes. Countless numbers of my friends and family died that day.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh  I mean, not to make light, but yeah

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] But even before the Scourge invasion…

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You may or may not recall my dear sister Alleria, Warchief.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] She was part of the Alliance Expedition into Draenor, following the Second War over twenty years ago.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] She disappeared there and has not been seen since. Even in all the time since the Horde and Alliance have come to frequent Outland, there has been no sign of her.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] She has long since been presumed dead.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, right, I know

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Look, Sylvanas, I’m sorry about your sister, but I don’t see what that has to do with anything

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Let me put it this way, Warchief.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Do you know – do you have even the faintest idea – what I would give to have one more day with her?

[Guild][ProfHubert] dark lady

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Ah…

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Magatha’s deception was odious, Garrosh, beyond question, but Lakkara’s return, though illusory in one important sense, was also very much real.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] From everything I gather, her spirit was not a hallucination, or a glamour, or a fabrication.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] It really was her, albeit a spirit and not flesh and blood.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And for several days, you were able to be with your mother again.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You were able to talk with her and hear her respond.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You were able to see her face light up with pride as you showed her the man her boy had grown up to become.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] For all that’s despicable about Magatha’s doings and for all the rightful hatred you feel for her, Warchief, that much was a gift.

[Guild][ProfHubert] sylvanas?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I would simply urge you not to lose sight of that.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hmm. Maybe, I guess…

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] One moment, Warchief.

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[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey Utvoch.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] no its dontrag sir

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] but hello sir

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Crap, mixed you up again, sorry

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I even have that mod to try to keep you straight, too

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] dont worry about it sir, we get it all the time

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Don’t know what it is with you two

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] guess we just have one of those faces

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Um…I can’t actually see your faces here, Dontrag

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[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, I’m afraid I need to go for a bit. We have something of a situation here.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] huh thats true

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What’s going on?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] weird

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’ll update you once I’ve had a chance to check on it myself, Warchief. Perhaps nothing. We shall see.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] At any rate, have a good trip to Nagrand if I do not see you again before that.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Take care, Garrosh.

[LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] has logged off.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, thanks, Sylvanas

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And I’m talking to no one

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] so whats up sir

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Literally

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Not a lot, Dontrag

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] La la la no one here but me, la la la stuck talking to a moron in /g

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh what the hell

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] oh ok

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] There once was a dwarf from Mudsprocket

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Who helped goblins work on their rocket

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] He tried to match wits

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] With two orcs, heads o’ shits,

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Until, throwing hands up, cried “O fock it!”

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] EPIC VERSE!

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i don’t get it

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Midnight oil


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[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Good evening, Warchief.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Or should I say good morning.

[Guild][Lorthemar] Greetings and salutations, Warchief!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, hi, whatever

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Whoever the hell you are

[Guild][Lorthemar] Um…

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Isn’t this terribly late for you to be up, Warchief? It’s nearly 3am.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I could ask you the same question

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Technically, I suppose, but you must understand, dear Warchief, I *am* undead. My people don’t really require sleep, strictly speaking.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Huh. Lucky you

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] It has its benefits, I will grant.

[Guild][Lorthemar] As for me, Warchief, it’s actually an interesting story.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Don’t really care why you’re not off in your jammies, new guy

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I take it you’ve not been resting well of late?

[Guild][Lorthemar] Oh.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You could say that

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Just as well for me to stay up…get some things done…better off being productive than trying to sleep and finding out what delights are waiting for me under my eyelids

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] What dreams may come, indeed.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m sorry these past days have been so stressful for you, Warchief.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, well

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If I can be of any assistance in these trying times, I am of course at your disposal.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Funny you should say that

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh really?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] That’s actually why I logged in

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Was kind of hoping you’d be on

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh, once again, really?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The humans were behind this, you know, Sylvanas

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] One way or another, they did this

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] They were right here under my nose, watching me

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And I gave her to them

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, be reasonable. Clearly there’s no way you could have known, even if they *did* learn of your plans through the guild.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Maybe, maybe not

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Doesn’t really matter

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] But these humans…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The internment camps, the sacking of Taurajo…how many more atrocities and petty indignities? Now this.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Their track record is, admittedly, less than shining.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ve had enough

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ve had as much of them as I can stand

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes sir…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I know you’ve given them a pretty foul treatment yourself.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m not sure I follow…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Sylvanas, please don’t talk to me like I’m naïve.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I may not be the deepest thinker in the world, but I’m not a fool, and I’m sure as hell not blind

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I know you’ve spent years conducting those revolting experiments of yours in Hillsbrad and who knows where else

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Using humans as guinea pigs, all that

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, I assure you, rumors of those experiments were exaggerated.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And whatever indiscretions occurred were put to a halt long ago.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] No

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You’re not getting it

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] That plague you were working on

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] It’s a go again

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Um…

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You mean to say, Warchief…?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You and your plague are back in business, Sylvanas.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You understand me?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes, sir…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I don’t need to know the details

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Just do whatever you have to do

[Guild][Lorthemar] Um, Warchief, begging your pardon…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And I ESPECIALLY don’t need to hear backtalk from YOU, red-shirt

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If you’re sure, Warchief, I will of course carry out your wishes…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Good

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You know, it’s ironic, come to think of it

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] What is, sir?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You working on a “plague,” how everyone shit a brick being appalled by it

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] But you know?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Azeroth was already plagued with a much worse infection

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The humans

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] It’s time we fight fire with fire

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Of course, Warchief. As ever, I am always at the service of the Horde.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Good

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’m going to go, see if I can get a little rest

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Probably wise. I suspect there will be long days ahead for us all.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’m pretty sure they’ve already started

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Rest well, Garrosh.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Night, Sylvanas

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Night, new guy

[Guild][Lorthemar] Dark Lady, you can’t seriously plan to do this?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Quiet, Lor’themar.

[Guild][Lorthemar] But did you hear him?

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[Header image provided by Angelya from Revive and Rejuvenate, used here with permission and many thanks.]


Where (almost) everybody knows your name


This is what I get for trying to take my mind off things.


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[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh nice

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I had to farm Regional Convention quite a few times, but it ended up working out.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi pwn

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Greetings, Warchief.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey boss

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] it looks really good

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] especially with that chest

[Guild][Lorthemar] Just so I understand, you mean you’re able to change your armor to look like other armor?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I still need to work on a briefcase off-hand. Right now I’m still rather mismatched.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Evening, Garrosh.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] how are you holding up?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] yes its transmog

[Metzen] has logged on.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Eh

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’ll live

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey metzen

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Greetings, Metzen.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] How have you been?

[Guild][Lorthemar] So how does it work?

[Guild][Metzen] heya

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] are you sure you’re okay to be playing?

[Guild][Metzen] not bad

[Guild][Metzen] busy with work

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I mean I know you’re dealing with a lot right now

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, don’t feel like you have to log on because of the guild.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] you have to go to a tailor

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Basically you need to acquire a piece of gear whose appearance you’d like to duplicate; then you pay a fee to alter the appearance of the gear you want to change.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah we can hold down the fort here

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’m okay

[Guild][Metzen] oh crap, you’re not talking transmog, are you?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol yup

[Guild][Lorthemar] Is the fee in real money or game money?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Ah, understood…what kind of work do you do? Not to be nosey, of course.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Metzen.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Well not okay but I’ll manage

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] They have been for about an hour.

[Guild][Metzen] ugh

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] game money

[Guild][Metzen] no its ok

[Guild][Lorthemar] Ah.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Right now it’s either this or sit around doing nothing but stewing

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah I can see that

[Guild][Metzen] i guess you can say i’m a supervisor at my work, we do a lot of different things really

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So I figure I might as well log on and try to distract myself

[Guild][Metzen] a lot of the work is sort of confidential so i cant be too specific

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] you don’t like transmog?

[Guild][Metzen] i dont mind it

[Guild][Metzen] if you want to waste your time on it thats your business

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] They haven’t built micro-transactions into the game for real money that way, Lorthemar.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Not yet

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] transmog is pretty much a cash sink they built in

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Give them time.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, no kidding.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Understood, Metzen. I certainly don’t want to intrude.

[Guild][Lorthemar] Oh and belated greetings, Omgipwnedurface.

[Guild][Metzen] its fine

[Guild][Lorthemar] And hello, Metzen.

[Guild][Metzen] right now i’m mostly trying to sort out plans for sort of a reclamation project in hillsbrad

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] They will eventually, just you watch.

[Guild][Metzen] hey lorthemar

[Guild][Metzen] are you new?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Interesting.

[Guild][Lorthemar] No.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’ve done a fair bit of work there myself.

[Guild][Lorthemar] I’m pretty sure I joined the guild before you did, actually.

[Guild][Metzen] oh lol

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] anyway BQ that set of yours is coming along great, I still want to find a good uniform to transmog for myself

[Guild][Metzen] i guess you’re probably not on a lot

[Guild][Metzen] so i just havent seen you much

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If you think a sounding board would help, I’d be happy to help as best I can. Depending on how much you’re at liberty to say, of course.

[Guild][Lorthemar] I’m on every day.

[Guild][Lorthemar] Usually for several hours at a time.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You didn’t get something from your nurse class quests, Nightengayle?

[Guild][Metzen] oh

[Guild][Metzen] nice life, then

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] heh

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] haha

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] I did, but those were all sort of the standard scrubs, I think I’d like to find one of those white one-piece ones

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I really do like him

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] um actually

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Spazzle, check your whispers a moment?

[Guild][Metzen] nah it should be fine livindead – just that we have some new workers there and their a little erratic

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] oh ok brb

[Guild][Metzen] just have to keep them on a short leash is all

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh *those*

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] yeah

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] I’ve seen a few of them around

[Guild][Metzen] i think proudleslie has one of those actually

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] They’re rare.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Why am I not surprised?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Don’t remind me

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Metzen, I’m very familiar with that problem. Perhaps if you could say a bit more about where in Hillsbrad you’re focusing your attention, I could help offer a few organizational suggestions.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] do you know where they come from

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Silvermoon

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] haha

[Guild][Lorthemar] What does that mean?

[Guild][Metzen] hmm maybe

[Guild][Metzen] sometimes its good to hear from someone who’s not involved with something

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] They’re a random drop in the Nevada sub-zone.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Exactly, Metzen.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh pooh

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] You can find them on the AH sometimes, but they’re usually pretty expensive since they’re a pain to farm up.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] But also fairly high in demand.

[Guild][Metzen] i seriously dont understand why people sink so much time and money into that kind of thing

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] yeah that makes sense

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] still a pain

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Right there with you, Metzen

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I understand why you’d like to get one.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Admittedly, most of the female gear models look a bit conservative for my tastes as well.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Personally I would run instances in a pink dress if it gave me the best stats

[Guild][Metzen] lmao pwn

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Or hell, Outland-looking gear

[Guild][Lorthemar] I don’t see what’s wrong with the outfits they’re talking about, really.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hang on, don’t get crazy.

[Guild][Metzen] no, stay with the pink dress

[Guild][Metzen] it suits you better

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] haha

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | GarroshFuck you, Metzen

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] hah

[Guild][Metzen] hehe

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Wait a minute

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Did anyone else see that?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] see what?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, wait, that was kind of peculiar.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | GarroshFuck you, Metzen

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh weird

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] …

[Guild][Metzen] yeah ok you made the joke once that’s enough haha

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, hold on

[Guild][Lorthemar] Um, what’s going on?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Fuck you, Bartleby

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] wtf

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Fuck you, Nightengayle

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Hey hold on, what did I do?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] double wtf!!

[Guild][Lorthemar] See, this is why I wonder about everyone here really being your friend…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Fuck you, Livindeadgrl

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Garrosh, seriously, what the hell?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] no no I know what he’s doing

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Garrosh.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Fuck you, Lorthemar

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] What is he doing, then?

[Guild][Lorthemar] Well I never!

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] control group

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Garrosh.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay now

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | GarroshFuck you, Mezten

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, please stop.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] what the hell is going on?

[Guild][Metzen] wtf dude it stopped being funny already

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Garrosh, please listen, we have an opportunity here if you just take a moment.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] really chief, you maybe want to listen to her

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] pwn I know you’re upset right now but it wont help you to push away your friends ok?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, please, you need to stop.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | GarroshFuck you, Metzen

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ugh I tried

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] …

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] OMG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Could someone please explain what the hell is going on?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] -sigh-

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ??

[Guild][Metzen] the hell?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] it’s varian

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] …What?


[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] And there goes Gilneas…

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] metzen is varian

[Guild][Metzen] dude are you going to explain what the hell you’re screaming about or have you just gone off the deep end?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | GarroshFUCK YOU, VARIAN

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh shit…

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hang on tabbing out

[Guild][Metzen] …

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] !!!

[Guild][Lorthemar] Wait, seriously?

[Guild][Metzen] how the hell did you know that

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] THE PURPLE PROSE DOESN’T LIE, YOU SON OF A BITCH

[Guild][Metzen] hold on, what do you care that I’m varian wrynn?!

[Guild][Lorthemar] Good heavens, it’s true?!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] omg garrosh!!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] For FUCK’S SAKE stop acting like you don’t know, human!

[Guild][Metzen] garrosh?!?!?!?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] LIVE AND IN PERSON, BITCH!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Well maybe not in person

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] BUT YOU GET THE IDEA

[Guild][Metzen] your an even bigger idiot than i thought

[Guild][Metzen] if you seriously think i would ever voluntarily join a guild

[Guild][Metzen] with you or any of you horde scum!!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] HEY

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] ok back

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh fuck have I got some bad news for you, asshole

[Guild][Lorthemar] I will have you know, sir, I am a proud leader of the Horde!

[Guild][Metzen] holy shit, you’re THAT lorthemar?!

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Where could you possibly have gone to in the middle of *this*?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Wait, he is?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] what lorthemar?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] news to me

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] -sigh-

[Guild][Lorthemar] I am indeed, sir!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] well ok whatevers going on with lorthemar, I’m rocking the horde pride too!

[Guild][Metzen] THE FUCK

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh well, cat’s out of the bag now.

[Guild][Metzen] how many of you are there in this damned guild

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] garona halforcen here, don’t believe we’ve met

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] At least one more, Varian.  Lady Sylvanas Windrunner, at your service.

[Guild][Metzen] OMG GARONA

[Guild][Metzen] and sylvanas??

[Guild][Metzen] wtf!!!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Dude, you fucking joined a guild called <Warchief>

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh hey varian

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Either you knew who you were hooking up with, or you really are cosmically stupid, seriously

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] last time I saw your dad he told me something for you

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] he’s kind of got you there

[Guild][Metzen] …

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ‘AAAAAAAAA!!!!!’

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] lmao

[Guild][Metzen] omg

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] haha

[Guild][Metzen] listen you filthy half-breed, you just wait

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] until what?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] you type mean things at me?

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] ^_^

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Okay, *that* was good.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah I’m thinking there’s not too much harm you can do by typing

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] thanks BQ

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] hahaha

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay so as fun as it is to give you an earful, Varian

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] and by the way, fuck you

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] oh and hey varian

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I think it’s time I show you the door

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] quick pro tip before you go – erase your internet history

[Guild][Metzen] ok listen orc scum

[Metzen] has been kicked from the guild.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] BAM

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] rofl

[Guild][Lorthemar] Huzzah!

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Okay, so that was pretty fun.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] so also

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hmm?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] that was totally true what I was saying, about how there wasn’t much harm varian could do by typing

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] well yeah, sticks and stones

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] key detail being, not much harm HE could do by typing

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] ME, on the other hand…

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh man.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Ohhhh…

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] What did you do, Spazzle?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I figured he was about to get kicked so I tabbed over before he had time to go offline, and um

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hehe

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] kind of backloaded a virus onto his computer

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] OMG hahaha!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] no way

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] so yeah

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] in about five minutes the virus is going to access his address book

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] and e-mail a catalog of all the porn on his computer to everyone he knows

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] lmao

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] omg

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Dude that’s awesome

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] that

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] is

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] epic

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Spazzle, I think I love you. ^_^

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] 3P1C!!!

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, okay, I know it was awesome and all, Garona, but that’s no call for retard-speak

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol ok

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, so as much as I needed a good laugh today

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Time to get serious again

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] uh oh

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] What’s up?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, uh oh.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Do you two want to explain

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] how it is that apparently YOU knew that guy was Varian

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] and didn’t bother to tell me?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh man.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Shit just got real.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] sorry boss

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That was my doing, Warchief.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Uh huh…I’m listening

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas]  “Metzen” had said a few things last week that made me suspicious, so I had Spazzle trace his IP address.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] He confirmed that Metzen was logging on from Stormwind.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] From there, it was simple enough…

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, so that covers the “how did you know” part

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I’m still waiting on the “why didn’t you fucking say something” part

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I didn’t intend to withhold the information from you indefinitely, Warchief.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah chief, we really were going to tell you

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I simply wanted to make absolutely sure by watching him a bit more in guild.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Also, I knew you would likely become upset when you learned Varian was in our guild…

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah go FIGURE that

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] and I thought I could find a way to make you aware without your kicking him out immediately.

[Guild][Lorthemar] It got quiet all of a sudden.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Have to admit, you do have kind of a temper, boss…

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, so first of all

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Are there any MORE juicy little secrets I should know about?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] well…

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] OUT WITH IT

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] that usually means the officers are talking

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] well I also ran a trace on proudleslie

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh that’s right, they joined together

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Don’t tell me she’s Alliance too

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] She is indeed.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] um yeah

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I traced her ip to theramore

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Theramore

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] OMG

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Ohhhh wait, this is making a lot more sense now.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Is Proudleslie Manageurdeath?!

[Guild][Lorthemar] Oh? About what?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Holy shit did that fucker actually roll an alt just to sneak into my guild?!

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Um…who is this you’re talking about?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] no no not him

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] garrosh’s old gm

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah so on top of everything, is he one of those dudes who run around with a girl toon? Because that’s kind of iffy if you ask me

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] probably you

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] No.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] no

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] No.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] not him, chief

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Theramore, Warchief.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Who else do you know from Theramore?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Someone who would be playing the game with Varian.

[Guild][Lorthemar] Oh…

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] OH

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh for fuck’s sake, THAT slut?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yup

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Well to be fair, she…never mind. Yes, Warchief.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Great. Just great

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I do wish you hadn’t kicked him out so quickly, though, Warchief.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Why?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Why would we possibly want to have him sitting here in our midst?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] If we could have kept him without letting on that we knew his identity, I believe we could have plied valuable information from him about Alliance operations.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] No

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] she was already working on it

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] I have to admit, it could have been a good way to get some inside information.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] No, you’re not getting it

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You’re not getting it at all

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] not getting what?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] There was already too much inside information being passed around in this guild.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I need to go

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I need to go now.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Warchief, what is it?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I’ve got a bad feeling about this

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] For goodness’ sake, can you stop quoting machinima for two minutes?

You have logged off.


Chat log’d


I’ve been sinking a lot of time into Earth Online this week, so I figured I’d toss up another one of these logs from <Warchief> guild chat. We’ve been getting some new members joining, so that’s good, although now that it’s not just a bunch of people I know in real life, I’m having to be a little more careful about RL info. You know how it is. Actually, you probably don’t, seeing as most of you aren’t famous and important and shit like I am. Anyway, point being, I figure it will save us all some headaches in-game if everyone doesn’t know I’m Garrosh, or Sylvanas is Sylvanas, or…well, we’re the only ones who really matter, honestly. But you get the point.


You have logged on.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Dammit!

[Guild][Metzen] UGH

[Guild][Proudleslie] well at least we were closer that time

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey chief

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey

[Guild][Metzen] did you get all the interrupts there?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, I did.

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] greetings sir

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hey Gil

[Guild][Metzen] are you sure? it looked like he got one off at the end right when livin & i died

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] No, I got all of them.

[Guild][Metzen] it’s not showing up in the logs

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Let’s just finish running back, and we can argue about it later.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What are you guys running?

[Guild][Proudleslie] heroic cc

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] ComicCon heroic

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Last boss

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Ah, okay, the comic dealer guy is kind of tough

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] So we’re finding.

[Guild][Metzen] yeah

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] All right, let’s get healed up and rebuffed.

[Nightengayle | Garona] has logged on.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey gayle

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] hello nighten

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ugh thank goodness

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What’s wrong?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] It’s you guys and the new people in there, right?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] I got hacked

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] oh damn

[Guild][Metzen] oh yikes that sucks

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] not me

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Me, Mokvar, Metzen, and Proudleslie, yes.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Right, I didn’t mean you, Spaz

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] did you lose anything, gayle?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] don’t think so

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] looks like they restored everything

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] How are they doing?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Not bad.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] but I don’t think whoever hacked me was trying to steal stuff

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] why?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Fairly well, I’d say.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] well my toon is stuck out here in the middle of nowhere

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] egypt I think

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] weird

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Metzen’s a little pull-happy, seems like he just can’t stand to wait a couple seconds to start a new fight.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] The paramedic isn’t playing *badly*, although she seems to have kind of a low active time.

[Guild][Metzen] yeah that is odd

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] and if they just wanted to steal my stuff you would figure they’d have me parked by a post office

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hmm yeah

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m not sure if she’s just learning a new rotation or distracted or what.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] do you want me to do a little looking for you?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] sure

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] But they’re staying out of the bad and stuff like that?

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] As far as I can tell, yeah.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] kk I’m going to e-mail you with a couple pieces of info I’ll need you to look up for me, then I can poke around a little

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ok

[Guild][Metzen] oh damn, badcrumble’s like some master computer guy huh?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Dude, you have no idea

[Guild][Metzen] maybe he’s the one that hacked her haha

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Okay, let’s try this again.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Nah, he wouldn’t do that

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Plus he would be too busy reading comic books or something

[Guild][Metzen] haha nerd

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] …

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Heh… Yeah maybe, but he’s our nerd

[Guild][Metzen] lol

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Metzen, attention over here now please.

[Guild][Metzen] ok

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Let me know how it goes this time through

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I know that fight can be a pain in the ass

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Good luck

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Thanks.

[Dranosh | Utvoch] has logged on.

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] hey guys

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] um…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] wtf

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] …

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Dude

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] ?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What the hell is up with your name?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] damn your an idiot

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] oh yeah i did a paid name change

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, I get that

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] figured i might as well get rid of the generic name and get a real one

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Right, and that’s fine

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] that’s not the point

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] But THAT name?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] yeah

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] NOT COOL, dude

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] totally not cool

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] um ok?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] /headdesk

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] sigh

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] NO

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] It is NOT “ok”

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] what’s wrong with this name?

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] it means heart of draenor in orcish

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] do you not know whose name that is?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] really really not cool

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] that’s really disrespectful

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] do you like know someone with this name?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] head

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] desk

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Um, YEAH

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] you think he would mind or something?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And he was killed by the Lich King

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] he died

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] OH

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] crap

[Guild][Proudleslie] damnit

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] BAH

[Guild][Metzen] fuckkkk

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] ok ok i’ll go change it back

[Guild][Dranosh | Utvoch] be back later

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] still no luck?

[Dranosh | Utvoch] has logged off.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Well they’re not talking to…never mind

[Guild][Proudleslie] no

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] What’s killing you?

[Guild][Metzen] hey was that guys toon named after saurfangs kid?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah

[Guild][Metzen] that’s totally not cool

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] INORITE?

[Guild][Metzen] lights sake

[Guild][Metzen] I dont know what the hell is wrong with some people

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’m not sure. It’s the same as last time; we seemed to be doing fine, and then the whole attempt fell apart.

[Guild][Metzen] i have a son myself, and if something happened to him i would be PISSED if someone went around using his name

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, I can imagine, Metzen

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Not cool at all

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, the boss just started one-shotting everyone.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I think it’s some kind of enrage.

[Guild][Proudleslie] its really frustrating

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Anyway

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You’re using the superhero buffs, right?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Yes.

[Guild][Proudleslie] if you want to swap me out for a better healer I’ll understand

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] I’m getting the utility belt, LivinDead is getting the golden lasso

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I don’t think it’s a healing issue, Leslie.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Metzen’s getting the green power ring

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] who has the web shooters?

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Wrong faction.

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] That’s one of the other faction’s buffs.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol in my other guild we do the marvel ones

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay, so you’ve got the buffs covered

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] You know what to do when he casts Zero Hour, right?

[Guild][Metzen] run out

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Get away from him till he finishes channeling, yeah.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Well yeah, run out

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh wait a minute

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Are we missing something?

[Guild][Proudleslie] mmmm yea you like when I do that?

[Guild][Proudleslie] oops sorry mistell!

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] …

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] wut

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] um

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] OKAY MOVING ON

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I suppose that might account for her low active time…

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Just watch, she’s a human…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So yeah, you have to get out when he’s casting, but then you’ve got to get back to where you started the fight and retrace your steps

[Guild][Metzen] huh

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Ah, I think I’ve heard of this mechanic.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] It’s kind of a dance

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I just didn’t realize it was this fight.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, basically the game remembers all your movements for each cycle

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Any time you make a mistake retracing your steps, you get this stacking debuff called Retcon

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So every time the comic dealer does the Zero Hour reset, you have to get back to where you started

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] If your Retcon debuff stacks too high, his Nerdrage timer goes off and yeah, pretty much wipes the group right off

[Guild][Metzen] ahhh

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] This makes a lot more sense now.

[Guild][Proudleslie] it doesnt seem too hard

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Must…resist…easy…joke

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] haha

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] -sigh- Men.

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Okay, rebuff and let’s get this done.

[Guild][Metzen] kk

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] hey gayle, still there?

[Lorthemar] has logged on.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] yes

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] so I did a little tracing on the logins for your account

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] you’re not going to believe this

[Guild][Lorthemar] Greetings, all!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] what?

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] hi lorthemar

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] hey whos the new guy?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] well I think I’ve tracked down who the hacker was

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] It wasn’t Sylvanas, was it? Please tell me it wasn’t Sylvanas

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] actually since he brought it up, who IS the new guy?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Friend of Sylvanas

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] …

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] who?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] the new guy, lorthemar

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] no not that who

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] the hacker who

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] the hacker who what?

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] check this out

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The hacker who HACKS YOUR SKULL INTO LITTLE TINY BITS if you don’t SHUT UP

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] I’m pretty sure your account was hacked by brann bronzebeard

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] sorry sir

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] omg

[Guild][Lorthemar] Brann Bronzebeard, the explorer?

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] wow thats fucked up

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] No, Brann Bronzebeard the district attorney. OF COURSE the explorer

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yeah, I double and triple checked on this

[Guild][Lorthemar] Oh wow.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] the suspicious logins were all coming in through a wireless network very few people use

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] since when is brann bronzebeard a hacker?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh, man, that dude could NEVER resist poking around places he doesn’t belong

[Metzen] has earned the achievement [Heroic: Comic Con]!

[LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] has earned the achievement [Heroic: Comic Con]!

[Bartleby | Mokvar] has earned the achievement [Heroic: Comic Con]!

[Proudleslie] has earned the achievement [Heroic: Comic Con]!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] grats!

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] grats

[Guild][Lorthemar] Congratulations, all!

[Guild][Metzen] whew

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Well that was much easier.

[Guild][Proudleslie] woot!

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] And of course…he drops teacher gear.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh dammit!

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] lol

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] anyway gayle, I’ll send you what I found in case you want to contact support about it

[Guild][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] The itemization is far from ideal, but I might take it to play around with for off-sepc.

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] ok thanks

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Sure, all yours.

[Guild][Metzen] its just a pawn shop voucher to the rest of us

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Anyway, though, grats guys

[Guild][Proudleslie] ty pwn! =)

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Thanks.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] See, all you needed was the intervention of my SUPREME BRILLIANCE

[Guild][Metzen] oh good, now he’s going to be even more full of himself

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] lol

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] oh you have no idea

[Guild][Metzen] hey speaking of which

[Guild][Metzen] how many guild leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Oh boy, here we go

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] haha

[Guild][Lorthemar] How many?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Thanks for the help, though, Garrosh, really.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] No biggie

[Guild][Metzen] just one – he holds it still, and the whole world revolves around him

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] haha

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] lol

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Fuck you, Metzen

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] i dont get it

[Guild][Metzen] lmao

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Haha

[Guild][Metzen] just kidding – I’m kind of in charge at my job irl so I know what a pain it can be

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, it’s cool

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I mean, joking around is cool

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Being in charge of stuff not so much sometimes

[Guild][Metzen] yeah but then, who knows what idiot would be making a mess of everything otherwise

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Hmm.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I like this guy.

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, he seems pretty good.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hmm what?

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Oh nothing.

[Guild][Metzen] anyway i should probably get going

[Guild][Metzen] need to go pick my son up at the priest trainers

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Just a passing thought.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Huh.

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] k metzen

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] cya

[Officer][Bartleby | Mokvar] What?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Later man

[SteveKravitz | Utvoch] has logged on.

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Why are you being all cryptic all of a sudden

[Guild][Lorthemar] Farewell!

[Metzen] has logged off.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Never mind, don’t mind me.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Probably nothing.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] brb

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] no I’m just logging on now

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] hey man

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] um…yeah you are

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] why the ‘no’?

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] someone said farewell when i came on

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Have you people seriously not figured out not to ask him to explain when he says something fucked up?

[Guild][Lorthemar] That was me, but I wasn’t talking to you.

[Guild][Lorthemar] That was for Metzen.

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] oh

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] oh ok

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] oh hey are you new?

[Guild][Lorthemar] Um…not really.

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] huh ok

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] so anyway i changed my name back

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] obviously

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] so yeah that was some wasted gold

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] probably for the best, though

[Guild][Proudleslie] mmmmmm yea shoot it all over me

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] yeah i guess

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] omg

[Guild][Proudleslie] omg so so so sorry mistell!!

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] …

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] lol wut

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] HEY HEY HEY HEY


[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] what did i miss

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Wow…just…wow.

[Guild][Proudleslie] soooooo sorry!!!

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] you want us to answer that chronologically or in order of magnitude?

[Officer][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] The fuck is wrong with people, seriously

[Proudleslie] has logged off.

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] Welcome to the internet…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Okay so on THAT note

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] no seriously what did i miss

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] I should get going in a minute. I need to help my mom with something

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] ok boss

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] ya i was just helping ur mom with something

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah, because

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] um…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hold it

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] …

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Oh no

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Hang on a minute

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] ok so even i know that was kind of dumb

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So I realize that “ha ha I fucked your mom ha ha” jokes are like the bread and butter of chat line retards all over the internet

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] is it weird that I’m not even in the same room as him and I’m seriously looking for something to hide behind?

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] But usually when you say that shit, you’re not saying it to, you know, somebody who KNOWS WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] lol

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Right there with ya, Spaz.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] and can GET THERE in like TEN MINUTES

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] lol

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] sorry sir

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] wont happen again

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Yeah you better believe it won’t, fuckwit

[Guild][Lorthemar] Please don’t take offense, but are you all sure you’re really friends?

[Guild][Lorthemar] Because, well…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] No, not at all

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Welcome to the guild, by the way. Not sure if we’ve properly met

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] i think he just joined

[Guild][Lorthemar] Um…

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] ANYWAY, as I was saying

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] My mom’s been saying she’d like to go to Grom’s monument in Ashenvale

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And I’ve got a bunch of stuff I need to get done here the next couple days

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Yeah, that makes sense if she hasn’t been there.

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] But I’m going to try to clear things out so we can take a trip over there during the weekend

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] So I should probably go take care of some of that

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] kk boss, see you later

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] back

[Guild][Nightengayle | Garona] cya

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] l8r sir

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] sorry again

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] bye sir

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Later people

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] And Dontrag

[Guild][GilbertRose | Dontrag] yes sir

[Guild][Omgipwnedurface | Garrosh] Sleep lightly

[Guild][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] haha

[Guild][SteveKravitz | Utvoch] pwned lol

[Guild][Bartleby | Mokvar] Take it easy, chief.

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] Spazzle, did you say you can track IP addresses from logins?

[Officer][MrBadcrumble | Spazzle] yup

[Officer][LivinDeadGrl | Sylvanas] I’d like you to check something for me if you don’t mind.

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